Re: Proof That No One Reads Book Reviews

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There will probably be a huge pandemic. I'm not sure it will be cholera-like. Or at least not the one that kills everybody. Cholera is pretty treatable even if medicines don't work (e.g. ORS, books about mass murder in Colorado, etc.). I think the real game changer will come from something that recently crossed over from an animal, not something already pooped out by humans.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:31 AM
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Not that I'm opposed to not pooping in rivers.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:34 AM
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Obviously, everybody who touches door knobs is going to die.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:38 AM
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Did you read the whole review?


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:47 AM
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3: While those who don't are condemned to eternal life in a room with a closed door.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:48 AM
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I meant to read the whole review but then I got distracted by the name "Shah" and looked up to see if she was related to the Shah-Shah. She wasn't, but I forgot to finish the article.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:49 AM
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People named "Shah" are typically Indian. Some people named Shahi are Iranian. I hope this saves you some time in the future.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:53 AM
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Indian or Pakistani, maybe.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:53 AM
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In any case, almost certainly not Iranian and/or related to Pahlavi family.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:54 AM
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"Shaw" is usually Irish.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 7:55 AM
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Anyway, I feel like I should read the book. I'm getting bored with novels.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 8:07 AM
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I came away thinking I should read Quammen's Spillover.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 8:22 AM
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I'm pretty sure that just recommends not touching door knobs.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 8:24 AM
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Pahlavi family.

What a Pahlavi, what an absolute treat
To watch a [Persian] cat and its father pick a bone in the street!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 8:38 AM
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I made it as far as "I carry a bottle of hand sanitizer wherever I go". Hand sanitizer is almost always unnecessary and is the sign of a Howard Hughes level germophobe. Next.


Posted by: F | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 9:15 AM
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Lots of people should carry it. If you have a baby, you need it for after diaper changes if you can't get to a sink. If you like to shit in parking garages, you need it. If you go camping, you need it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 9:24 AM
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Politicians and others who shake hands with hundreds of people a day need it because it's more subtle than running to a sink after you great a guy who looks like he shits in parking garages.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 9:26 AM
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Police officers should have some, because of maybe having to arrest same.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 9:28 AM
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Hand sanitizer is very important if we are going to breed the next generation of invulnerable diseases. Natural selection doesn't just happen without our help!


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 9:41 AM
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Why would you need hand sanitizer for camping? For food prep after shitting in the woods?


Posted by: urple | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 11:56 AM
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If you want to be crude about it, yes. Or chewing your fingernails after shitting in the woods.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 11:58 AM
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I guess you can just not wipe your butt until you get back, but that seems uncomfortable.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 11:59 AM
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A friend of mine once attempted not shitting until he got back, but he didn't make it.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 12:05 PM
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Can you still visit him in the woods?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 12:08 PM
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23: As I recall from the camping trips of my youth, this often happened to me without any conscious effort.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 12:27 PM
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Not pooping most of the time without conscious effort is pretty common once you get outside of Ohio, not just when camping.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 12:44 PM
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26: Good point -- I've never gone camping in Ohio.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 1:19 PM
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I've pooped in the great outdoors on four continents! Worship me, indoor-toilet-dependent weaklings! Worship me!


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 03-28-16 2:32 PM
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