Re: Hi Ho, Hi Ho

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I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.


Posted by: Opinionated Cat | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:16 AM
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And?


Posted by: Inquisitor | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:16 AM
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You want more?


Posted by: Opinionated Cat | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:17 AM
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Bud, some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.


Posted by: Inquisitor | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:17 AM
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Well, some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a great ass.


Posted by: Opinionated Cat | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:17 AM
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Cats do have really flat asses.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:17 AM
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6 to 4.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:18 AM
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All animals have to have flat asses because without opposable thumbs, they can't wipe their butts except if their asses are flat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:24 AM
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Science.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:24 AM
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Aren't unfogged comments justified already? It seems like they are.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:32 AM
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I may have the casual ordering wrong. Maybe humans become bipedal and this requires a musculature that leads to a non-flat ass which, after a many very disgusting generations, leads to opposable thumbs so that butt wiping was possible.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:55 AM
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What about baboons, then? Eh?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 6:58 AM
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I'm not a registered scientist. I don't know all the answers.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:00 AM
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I assume it means baboons will eventually develop opposable thumbs and than giant pandas are going extinct because they have thumbs without having de-flattened their asses.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:13 AM
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Back to the topic. I justify myself with science and/or spurious reasoning.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:21 AM
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I want to kiss you in Paris
I want to hold your hand in Rome
I want to run naked in a rainstorm
Make love in a train cross-country
You put this in me
So now what, so now what?

Wanting, needing, waiting
For you to justify my love
Hoping, praying
For you to justify my love

I want to know you
Not like that
I don't want to be your mother
I don't want to be your sister either
I just want to be your lover
I want to be your baby
Kiss me, that's right, kiss me

Yearning, burning
For you to justify my love

What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Talk to me - tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
We can fly!

Poor is the man
Whose pleasures depend
On the permission of another
Love me, that's right, love me
I want to be your baby

I'm open and ready
For you to justify my love
To justify my love
Wanting, to justify
Waiting, to justify my love
Praying, to justify
To justify my love
I'm open, to justify my love


Posted by: Opinionated Madonna | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:34 AM
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I'm sort of shocked Moby hasn't watched Red Dwarf. You and your son could bond over something besides Minecraft!


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:39 AM
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I was only vaguely aware it existed.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:41 AM
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Is it about butts, bipedalism, or self-justification?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:41 AM
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yes


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:44 AM
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Almost exclusively, in fact.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:51 AM
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The wikipedia page made it sound too British for me.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 7:54 AM
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I'm just doing this on the advice of my employer's attorney.

(The UMN psychiatry department really is the gift that keeps giving, for people who follow it. The state legislature is considering having the state monitor psychiatric research at the university themselves, rather than letting the university do it. The University is lobbying against it on the grounds that their commitment to maintaining high ethical standards would make that unnecessary.)


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 8:36 AM
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22: I've seen one episode and it was incredibly unfunny. I put it down to British people not having cable, because socialism.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:44 AM
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I'm ancient and I like to roam the land.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:48 AM
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Is 25 a reference I don't get or just a general statement of principle?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:49 AM
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A little from column a) a little from column b)


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:51 AM
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24 Say what now? Smeghead.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:55 AM
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28 is definitely a reference I don't get. Judging by the tone ,hopefully not a statement of principle.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 9:57 AM
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Well, it was a statement of principle for Lister. And for Kryten when he overrode his programming.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:03 AM
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I could google these things, but feel my time is better spent writing this snide comment. It really was desperately unfunny.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:10 AM
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31 How do you feel about Father Ted? Before you answer that I should probably warn you that that's the question that comes right after the tortoise on its back in the desert question on the Voight-Kampff test.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:21 AM
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Red Dwarf is great. A little slow, by the standards of contemporary comedy, but great.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:22 AM
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33: The slow early seasons--the first one, maybe the second--were wonderful. It really added to the sense of isolation, to the point where you could easily imagine Lister doing anything for a damned laugh just to break the lonely monotony.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:25 AM
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Here's a good example of Red Dwarf being funny.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:26 AM
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you could easily imagine Lister doing anything for a damned laugh just to break the lonely monotony.

Good description. It reminds me that I watched Red Dwarf on videotapes that somebody had recorded when the local public television station did a Red Dwarf marathon as a fundraiser. I'm not sure how many seasons I watched -- judging by IMDB I watched though season 4 and then saw season 5 sometime later -- but that context set the right tone to appreciate the series.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:32 AM
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32: Never seen it. If that means you put me down, that's alright. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:32 AM
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35 is pretty funny. Wouldn't want to watch half an hour o that though.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:38 AM
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Wouldn't want to watch half an hour o that though.

That isn't representative of the whole show. In fact, that particular episode (one of my favorites) is their Casablanca homage. The clip is from the opening, and the throw-away reference to Casablanca is foreshadowing.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:43 AM
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"Tell me only good things you remember about British comedy."


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:47 AM
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37 I would never put you down, Mossy. Though I may have to retire you.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:47 AM
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40 fa wins the Red Dwarf subthread.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 10:48 AM
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My almost-5-year-old is on record, on video, declaring that Star Wars "has a lot of fighting, killing, and dying... I love those parts." I still don't think I can justify taking her to any Blade Runner celebration-type activities in L.A. in three years. I'm a little bummed about this.


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 11:02 AM
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Lucas certainly understood his core demographic there.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 11:06 AM
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I found Red Dwarf funny as a child.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 11:39 AM
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Does 45 imply that Moby has a more or less sophisticated sense of humor than Childe Nosflow?


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 12:26 PM
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I don't know, but I assume I'm much more sophisticated now.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 12:28 PM
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"Sophisticated" means "uses most poop jokes", right?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 12:30 PM
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OT: hey, I'd mentioned before that I'd be ininneapolis today. Turns out I'm leaving tonight but have a few hours to kill, so if anyone wants an afternoon drink/barfight opportunity in Downtown Minneapolis RIGHT NOW let me know. Otherwise I'm off to the Flour Museum?? Because that looks like something to do.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 12:45 PM
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Childe Nosflow to the Low-Hanging Fruit Came.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 12:47 PM
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Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.


Posted by: I AM | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:13 PM
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Update: the flour mill museum is closed and it claims that Minneapolis is the "cradle of carbohydrates." I knew something was wrong with this fucking place.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:25 PM
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Carbohydrates: the hydrocarbons of the Midwest.


Posted by: dalriata | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:29 PM
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52: If the flour museum is out, you could go to the University of Minnesota and laugh at the psychiatry department.


Posted by: AcademicLurker | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:31 PM
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There's a nice art museum on the U of M campus.


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:34 PM
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The only part of Minneapolis I know well is the airport. It has a big mall and a loop you can walk. Plus, if you go to the least-populated part of the loop, there are comfy chairs with charging stations.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:37 PM
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Also, the "wide stance" memorial stall.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:40 PM
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Update: wandered through the public library (awesome) and the strip club district (old school). Am now at what appears to be an old school bar but is a bit too upscale.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 1:54 PM
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The public bikes are cheap and are, um, structurally sound and go at safe speeds.

But you could wander pretty far in the city without ever using one on a road for more than maybe a block or two. If you're around the Mill museum you could easily go ask the Lake Harriet elf a question. You'd probably need a SASE though, if you really wanted a response. And the river path, midtown greenway, and cedar lake trails are all really nice, and give a decent sense of the city if you spend some time on them.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:06 PM
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Know what's really exciting? An ultrasound screen cap from the daughter showing a healthy 12 week old.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:08 PM
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Hooray grandpa/ma.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:10 PM
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Way to rain on my wander pontlessly around Minneapolis parade with your birth of a beautiful new human life distraction. Anyhow I'm nkw at some place called "Ike's" which attracted with its neon but feels touristy.


Posted by: R Tigre | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:16 PM
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According to google, you're not far from a place called Butcher & The Boar.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:21 PM
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Unfogged babysplosion was great. I'm not sure my self-image is comfortable with everybody becoming grandparents.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:21 PM
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I'm not saying don't have any grandkids. I'm just saying lets not do it all at once.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:22 PM
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There's also a Fogo de Chão within a block or two.

I'm not sure how much there's going to be in that general area that isn't either fancy/touristy or basic stuff for the people who work around there (you could be at a Dunn Bros!). The Gay '90s, maybe?


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 2:26 PM
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There's a fogo de chao within a couple blocks of the convention center in basically every city in America, I think.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:11 PM
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67 was me


Posted by: Tom Scudder | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:12 PM
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Never heard of it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:20 PM
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RT: Sorry, just saw this. Not sure when you're heading out. If you're still around and want to catch a drink, I'm up for it. If not, hope you enjoyed your time here!


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:28 PM
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OT:

The vote-by-mail ballot I received in California has a note indicating that NPP voters get ballots with the presidential primary race omitted by default. They can request a ballot with the Democratic (or a few other parties') primary candidates printed on it, but have to affirmatively make this request and wait for the new ballot to arrive. This may be the first ballot I've cast by mail in a presidential primary, but I certainly remember voting in the Democratic primary in 08 or 12 or both, without having to make special requests. So, question time!

- Do I have a moral obligation to request a new ballot so I can vote in the Democratic primary?
- Do I have a moral obligation to help other voters get ballots that will allow them to choose between Bernie and Hillary or the like, as is their right?
- Should I be actively working to change this weird default policy?
- Is this a bad pretext for me to use if I want to just, you know, avoid voting in the primary at all, as I am 90% committed to doing, stamped sealed envelope etc.?
- Am I missing something here?


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:40 PM
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This may be the first ballot I've cast by mail in a presidential primary, s/b something like "in an election that included a presidential primary contest."


Posted by: lurid keyaki | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:41 PM
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69: It's a churrascaria chain restaurant.

Basically it's an enormous grill and the servers just walk around brandishing huge knives with huge chunks of meat on skewers and cutting chunks of it off onto the plates of people they pass by. It's like a reverse buffet where you just sit there and people throw meat at you until you feel ill.


Posted by: MHPH | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:53 PM
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I keep meaning to go to one of those (not that specific chain).


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:57 PM
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Speaking of British comedy's inadequacies, I was pretty struck by the recent TV-ification of No Such Thing As A Fish. It's on BBC Two, so not mainstream but not exactly substitute-for-Youtube fodder either. And it's literally a live recording of the podcast from the comedy club down the road from me. I mean, I guess I'm glad the people behind the excellent podcast are getting (I assume) paid for it, but, Jesus, American TV wouldn't do it like that.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 3:58 PM
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70 -- sadly I'm at the airport. Sucks to have missed you!

I like Fogo de Chao but the best part is if you set your coin to "green" instead of "red" they just keep serving you unlimited meat until you turn to red. Shockingly I can never comvince my wife to go there for a "date night."

Slightly less than 24 hours in Minneapolis impressions coming up in the next comment! I am an expert!


Posted by: RT | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:11 PM
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I went to the FdC in Las Vegas once, I think. I tend to overindulge when presented with unlimited anything, though. I remember wondering what else there was beyond meat and salad after a very short while.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:13 PM
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77: As I recall, there was extensive cheese and seafood at the salad bar area.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:19 PM
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OK, Minneapolis impressions from the expert, me, R. Tigre, expert on Minneapolis:

-- the "Minnesota nice" thing reminds me more of Texas than anything else I've been. Different accent, but same basic attempt at superficial friendliness. Why does no one admit this?

-- Based on my extreme social science method of wandering around for a few hours, this is the most black/white interracial city in America. Like for real large grpups of mixed black and white friends or couples. In LA or NY you see more multi-racial bands of whites blacks asians etc but I don't think I've been anywhere where there have been as many thoroughly mixed black and white groups. I hate to embarass us in front of our British commenters, but this is not that common in America.

-- Possibly related: both of my (I think Somali) drivers were playing the pop country station. Do they actually enjoy this, or did they put it on for the cracker in their car? I am an entertainment litigator wearing a custom tailored suit, mot a cracker! We don't all look the same, you know.

-- Best collection of 30s and 40s New Deal and vaguely socialist looking architecture I've seen in the US in Downtown. No wonder it produces radicals like Natilo and Frowner -- it's the most Soviet-looking city in the US, especially combined with something northern about the light.


Posted by: RT | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:24 PM
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I am an entertainment litigator wearing a custom tailored suit, mot a cracker!

Have you been to the Midwest much? Lots of crackers wear tailored suits.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:38 PM
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71 Some Sanders folks have filed a lawsuit about that. I'm not seeing it, but who knows, maybe the federal judge in Oakland will spend more than the 0 minutes I have looking at the law.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:41 PM
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79.2 Have you been to Kings Dominion?


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 05-23-16 4:42 PM
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I am in skavsta airport with a reindeer sandwich and a glass of nasty red wine. Meetup, anyone?


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 11:46 AM
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I am in skavsta airport with a reindeer sandwich and a glass of nasty red wine. Meetup, anyone?


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 11:47 AM
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A jug of nasty red wine, a loaf of bread, and a hunk of reindeer meat.


Posted by: Captain Obvious | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 12:02 PM
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Folks may have seen my daughter's post just now at the other place about the impending kiddo. Surprisingly exciting!


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 3:39 PM
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Mazel tov!


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 5:07 PM
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What 87 said, but in goy.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 5:08 PM
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I'm guessing that 86 explains who wrote 60.

Also, I just looked and don't see it on your wall.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 5:11 PM
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You assume that one can stand up and get to the salad bar and seafood after a round or two of dead mammals.

Not to mention various liquid refreshment.


Posted by: DaveLMA | Link to this comment | 05-24-16 6:24 PM
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