Make sure not to have sex with any pregnant ladies.
I jogged two miles today for the first time in several years. I'm very proud of myself and appreciate this opportunity to brag. Plus, I'm not even that achey!
But yeah, you've got zika and probably killer bees and Mexicans -- all because we haven't yet built a wall.
You'd better start to coordinate your own care Right Now.
Sitting here on this bench during the kids piano lesson is the longest hour of the week.
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Haitians shrug off chikungunya: "Ah, I had that last year."
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be old again.
The current disease going around the Caribbean right now is swine flu. So maybe its that.
||Has everyone seen these already? I'm particularly fond of "Wrestle Me For America, You Thieving White Shit."|>
I can't tell if 19 is the stupidest thing I've laughed pretty hard at this week, or if that honor still goes to this advice column headline, with its apparent ghastly combination of loose morals and ban-worthy figurative language.
If anybody is from San Jose, I'm now taunting you about hockey.
You might have Zika. It's almost completely harmless unless you're pregnant. It'll be over in a few days. Now Chikungunya, that could have a big impact on your life.
I live in San Jose but without cable I'm not watching the hockey. Tonight was a really good night to commute back from work during the game and go shopping at the usually busy Trader Joe's.
I think all the recent mentions of health have really brought out the spam.
But have we been speaking of penile health?
Bubonic plague. You've been playing with the prairie dogs again, haven't you?
I thought that was marmots, not prairie dogs.
I thought it was both, or ground squirrels in general.
I didn't realize it got that far east. Run.
I won't vouch for my source on that which was only some pop-sci website and may well have got it wrong.
Nope. I googled. There have been human cases in Colorado that they traced to prairie dog (via a not-prairie dog).
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I just saw an old woman of unsteady gait put her back up against a big oak tree across the street and scratch against it like a cat.
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Don't try that with pine trees, because sap is hard to get out of shirts.
This is a timely reminder of what can happen without proper Ministry registration and training of animorphmagi. Let that be a lesson to you all.
In summer 2009 at the height of swine flu panic, I managed to clear out a Chinese police station by casually mentioning I had a friend in America who'd been quarantined for swine flu. I don't remember how it came up--I was registering at the station with my landlord, and I don't think they asked if I had swine flu. The cops all sort of backed out of the room, except for the guy filling out the form, who got visibly nervous and moved as far away from me as possible.
38 is something you should somehow contrive to include on your resume. Not sure how you'd do that, but it should be done.