turning punk into even more of a punchline
True dat. Whenever I see kids in studded leather jackets and mohawks, I can't help but think of the episode of Beavis and Butthead where they are watching a Rancid video. After a minute of chuckling, Butthead says simply, "Honor students."
dooming myself to a different kind of bad haircut
Don't feel bad. Despite holding the same affection for fey limeys, my white-boy 'fro simply wouldn't allow that sort of mousse-based homage, so I was stuck with the old NC standard-issue mullet, but on steroids. That's me, as the '80's were ending. And yet, somehow I convinced women to sleep with me.
Dude, we would have taken your word for it.
And what I really want to know is, what the f*** are you doing in r_mullet4?
Whistling Dixie. Or at least, that's what it looks like. I think it was a protest in Raleigh against tuition hikes in the UNC system.
Tell me that's NOT a Jodie Foster's Army t-shirt in 4?
Why, yes it is. And now the joke has come full circle.
Are you sure you aren't playing air guitar in 4?
Oh yeah, and a bonus: in r_mullet1 is the rarest of the rare - an actual (though dated) photographic capture of the elusive Froz Gobo just behind me. Right after it was snapped, we ate the photographer.
