Doesn't anyone on a university campus fill the crusty old dean's house with hard-boiled eggs anymore? Tie-dye the medical school faculty's robes and hoods for commencement? Reassemble a Citroen in the dining hall? Or is it self-reflexivity and denunciations all the way down?
No one's interested in this gripping tale of campus intrigue?
In an alternate timeline this post got 300+ comments and there was a 50 comment election results thread about how HRC handily won the election against that clown.