Too much of nothing
Can make a man ill at ease
One man's temper might rise
While another man's temper might freeze
In the day of confession
We cannot mock a soul
Oh, when there's too much of nothing
No one has control
I'm going to get rich by selling these types of books as Kindle versions.
Just make sure it's not 4 minutes and 33 seconds or you'll be sued for copyright violation.
There's been a lot of hilarity on the Right-Blogosphere about that book, as one might imagine. As in, deeply sinister chuckling and white cat patting.
Some version of that book existed when I was in seventh grade, and it was a dumb joke then, too.