I want to get to second base with the bitters in my G&T.
Gives new meaning to "essential oils".
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Upon googling it looks like you borrowed that phrase from Tazo, but it confuses me. Bergamot is citrus and isn't related to lavender at all (AFAIK).
It's like you've never even been in an ad agency.
That baffled me as well. Why would bergamot have any lavender essence? Why not use lavender for lavender essence? I am quite busy today, and cannot be figuring this out.
Lavender, while it's not citrus, does have a vaguely lemony sort of fresh smell? I could see someone thinking of bergamot as smelling kind of like lavender? Not exactly, but they're in the same vague category?
I dunno.
2. Tazo Earl gray with the exquisite phrases on the box is $6.49 for 58 grams. Ahmad Ceylon tea is $6.99 for 500 grams, and the brown package ceylon tea or Sadaf, which are boxes around identical foil packages, is a little less.
I share the impulse to spitefully mock descriptive phrases for food, it seems that every adjective doubles the price, more so if the visual design of the page or package is a thoughtless medley of typefaces.
I don't drink hot tea very often. When I do, it's from vending machines. It seems fine.
Upon googling
Comment 2 contains a "hyperlink."
The adjective that seems ubiquitous lately is "garbage". I like it.
When does "link" come to mean only "hyperlink" unless further modified. The worst part of the 90s boom, except for the whole new oligarchy created, was all the stupid terminology.
We got married and then when we got tested it turns out we're identical twins!
What do we do now?????
I'm happy because last night I strained and decanted the gin I'd made from infused vodka (juniper, rose hip, cardamom, peppercorns, half a dried Persian lime this time) and I'm intrigued by other options I could try next (lemongrass?) since this is my favorite yet, but I'm not inclined to fall back on kissing OR fucking descriptions. "Infusing" should probably be a euphemism for something filthy, but if it is I sure don't know.
15: Shake what your momma gave you both at the exact same time.
I'm sure you have excellent reasons for not buying actual gin.
I also buy actual gin, sure! But what I'm make often tastes as good as expensive ones and puts a giant bottle of ridiculously cheap vodka out of its misery. (Actually I've been trying not to drink much while I'm miserable lest I make things worse, but that's maybe a different story? Also no kissing or sex.)
Do people still macerate fruits in liquor or has that gone the way of all flesh?
last night I strained and decanted the gin I'd made from infused vodka
You can do that? Finally a purpose for the all useless vodka I have taking up space in my cabinet.
Dooo eeet, Spike! I started with recipes like this but never used two kinds of vodka or a Brita filter or anything beyond throwing some juniper+stuff in a bottle of vodka and turning it occasionally before running it through a coffee filter or something. I smelled this a week ago and it was like lime pickle in rubbing alcohol (which to be honest I'd maybe try) but I added more juniper and cardamom and left it a week and with the caveat that I wrote that last parenthetical, it's now smooth and delicious.
puts a giant bottle of ridiculously cheap vodka out of its misery
This others-before-self thing is really way out of hand here.
Damnit, Mossy, if I wanted to talk to my therapist I'd pay... actually I'll stop here before you start charging me for your comments and I can no longer afford decent gin.
Alas, it will have to wait for summer. There are not a lot of junipers growing down here, unfortunately.
Do people still macerate fruits in liquor or has that gone the way of all flesh?
Next time you're in the UK, dude, come to my house and I'll serve you some damson gin.
Thorn, that sounds like a lovely gin mix!
I bought my stuff from the spice store, I admit.
Do people still macerate fruits in liquor or has that gone the way of all flesh?
I do, but only because I haven't got anything better to put my fruits in.
OT: One of my co-workers just say Obama go into the church across the street from here. I really miss him.