Let me be the first to say that this cannot happen. The Clarke allegation, that is. I mean, it's too comical, too much of a non-sequitor, too bizarre.
Ok, now it'll definitely happen.
To quote the daily show:
JS: "But some generals and retired military personnel are suggesting that troop estimates are too low"
SC "Well some of those generals are a bit light in the loafers, if you catch my meaning"
JS: "What?!"
SC: "I'm saying they're queers, Jon, Hitler-loving queers."