Doesn't it give you five choices for each zip? Who did you decide you weren't?
No pool? No b-ball? Whatever do you do with yourself?
No matter what segmentation used, my zip code returns synonyms for "insufferable prick." for example:
05 High Asset Suburban Boomers
16 Affluent Renters
10 Young Savvy Elites
02 Affluent Retired
08 Metro Elite Boomers
31 Urban Achievers
16 Bohemian Mix
07 Money & Brains
04 Young Digerati
29 American Dreams
I despise myself!
(Although, "American Dreams" is a saving grace...)
I hear you, baa.
07 Money & Brains
01 Upper Crust
04 Young Digerati
16 Bohemian Mix
29 American Dreams
I'll bet your neighbors and my neighbors would get along famously.
"In their funky rowhouses and apartments, Bohemian Mixers are the early adopters who are quick to check out the latest movie, nightclub, laptop and microbrew. "
Kill me now.
At least I'm keeping it real
47 City Startups
53 Mobility Blues
60 Park Bench Seniors
44 New Beginnings
35 Boomtown Singles
My (neighbor)hood is actually a lot more interesting than this suggests
"They excel in going to movies"? This is a skill upon which one can improve? Demand excellence. Demand it.
Mine:
44 New Beginnings
22 Young Influentials
19 Home Sweet Home
23 Greenbelt Sports
08 Executive Suites
.00001 Smug Smartass
Guess they pegged me.
Notice how affirming these labels try to be. I plugged in the zip from the poorest county in the country, and these are the results.
48 Young & Rustic
57 Old Milltowns
58 Back Country Folks
56 Crossroads Villagers
55 Golden Ponds
Can't wait to move.
Whatever do you do with yourself?
Ha. You don't want to know.
Another candidate for the country's poorest county-- Buffalo County, SD-- gets us to this result for its largest city, Fort Thompson (57339):
Bedrock America consists of young, economically challenged families in small, isolated towns located throughout the nation's heartland. With modest educations, sprawling families and blue-collar jobs, many of these residents struggle to make ends meet. One quarter live in mobile homes. One in three haven't finished high school. Rich in scenery, Bedrock America is a haven for fishing, hunting, hiking and camping.
And this is the only category.
Sounds grim, but thank God-- there are some fun recreational activities in Bedrock America:
1. Go fresh-water fishing
2. Buy kids' bicycles
3. Read Baby magazines
4. Watch Days of Our Lives
5. Drive a Chevy S10 pickup
Ouch.
Off-topic, but I digress because I know you care, Fontana.