I think you make the "but" into a sticker, and then add it to whichever side you choose.
All my troubled sleeping has never once yielded a business card design.
1: but what about the justification? And when the adhesive lost its stickiness, wherewith would it be adhered?
You make two sets of business cards, contained in the two halves of one of those tricksy double-matchbox-type containers.
The real challenge is ensuring that the recipient reads the two sides in order.
You would give it to them with the side intended to be read first face up, of course. I suppose that they might still, as befits an enemy, perversely read the other side first.
This procedure depends too much upon the dexterity of both giver and recipient. The card should rather be placed flat upon the surface of a desk or table, then slid dramatically across it.
I've had the same job for nearly 12 years. I don't have any business cards for it. I keep cards from my previous job in my bag because I feel I should have business cards and figure I could cross out and replace what has changed.
I'm wary of business cards. I always worry they will culminate in Christian Bale splitting my skull with an axe.
I'm wary of business cards. I always worry they will culminate in Christian Bale splitting my skull with an axe.
Honestly and for real, that scene provokes an anxiety in me that my business card looks cheap.
Also, for Nosflow, I don't understand why the "but" needs to move. What difference would that make?
If the butt doesn't move, it's white-people dancing.
There's a clear difference between "we used to be friends / but now we're enemies" and "now we're enemies / but we used to be friends".
Add a modern touch with a sound chip for the "we used to be friends" bit.
Just set a calendar reminder for 5 years from now. If e-paper is cheap and disposable by then, there's your solution. If not, set a reminder for another 5.
13 - I guess, but if I took a card that said "But now we're enemies," flipped it over, and it said "We used to be friends" it would pretty much have the same meaning as "Now we're enemies"/"But we used to be friends."
I am not convinced this is a serious problem.
13 - I guess, but if I took a card that said "But now we're enemies," flipped it over, and it said "We used to be friends" it would pretty much have the same meaning as "Now we're enemies"/"But we used to be friends."
I am not convinced this is a serious problem.
I agree with neb that they're different. "But now we're enemies" has menance; "but we used to be friends" has sorrow.
I see 18, but I think the sequence does most of the work. Turning the card over and seeing "We used to be friends" kinda already implies that the but has moved.
if I took a card that said "But now we're enemies," flipped it over, and it said "We used to be friends"
OBVIOUSLY you would read the clause beginning with "but" second, you crazy man. The person presenting the card has to present it with the right side up. That's why I wrote 13 the way I did. Sheeeeeeesh.
'Enemy' is a pretty odd concept in ordinary human relations. 'But now I don't give two shits about you' would be the more useful card, wouldn't it?
20 - So instead of just chillaxing about what side of the card you present first, your mind goes to needing some kind of magical super-paper or super-letters that can float from one side of the card to the opposite. Time to disrupt the paradigm. Just relax the rule that you have to present the thing with one particular side up that doesn't start with "but" and go have a fucking margarita on the beach. Done and done.
Why not just print two types of cards?
The only response I can think of to this is an ironic "wow" face, but this isn't Facebook so I'm stuck.
That was me. I was hoping it would display larger.
What if the word "but" was printed in those 3D needles so they'd push up to illustrate whichever side was up?
Or a little flap that flips on two prongs to hide or reveal the but as needed?
Temperature-sensitive font? Hypercolor?
Velum paper that overlays with the word "but" on it?
Written in lemon juice; hold to lightbulb to reveal "but" ?
Mirror-writing? Esperanto? Carrier pigeon?
With pictographs of a button minus an anvil that's labeled as one ton?
In red dots on a green dot background to weed out the colorblind?
Whisper it into the abyss while biting your knuckle to stem the tears?
In a letter to your parents from sleepaway camp?
Aerial ballet dancers spell it in their silk fabrics?
Swallow metal letters so it will show up on an X-ray?
Etched in glass? Spray painted on a wall?
Write it in sugar water and then when the ants get there you'll have a living "but"?
Put the letters in water in ice cube trays so that you can drop the cubes in the other person's drink?
Apparently I'm the only one trying to help.
I'm assuming Michigan license plates say "Pure Michigan" because otherwise you might buy Michigan on the street and it could be cut with elephant tranquilizers.
hot damn. That is how you avoid your kids get to be a FPP, people.
By watering down your product? Makes sense I guess.
You can just walk to the bar to avoid your kid.
Unless you raise a family of bartenders, I guess.
If you go at happy hour they'd be too busy to bug you.
The next post should be something about the People's Liberation Army Navy.
That could be arranged, if a FPP is awake.
I'm awake but I have nothing to say about the People's Liberation Army Navy.
Fortunately, the internet provides.
101. Are Chinese people who fly off aircraft carriers the People's Liberation Army Navy Air Force?
The ones that shoot rockets are now the PLARF, not to be confused with the PLAAF.
The full excellence of 103 just hit home now.
The People's Liberation Army-Navy is the world's most important sporting event.
Just have two sets of cards. Unless you're going to shift the words on the same card for the same person, they're only going to get one card anyway.
103: I wouldn't have thought so, but there is a so-named body.. Aircraft carriers are very new to China so I'm not clear if they're in that role specifically, but it would make sense.
One side should say "I hate you" and the other, "After careful consideration"
Does anyone have experience making up and using cards just for themselves as a person? Lots of times I find myself wanting to connect with a person more and being blocked off from it. I can sometimes fbriend them after the fact, but that feels inadequate. Giving physical cards, in person with some kind of verbal exchange, more concretely communicates a desire to keep in touch/do more, and plus is FB-abolition-compatible. But would I just seem like even more of a weirdo?
Print a card with a QR code of your FB account.
You just have to be careful to remember which corner you fold over to say "my condolences" and which you fold to say "Dinner and a movie and maybe a brief discussion of how we could murder your husband and move to Spain with the life insurance."
Did heebie just win the gold medal for serial commenting? When is the medal ceremony?
112: At least according to Victorian novels, personal cards with just your name (and aristocratic title, if applicable) used to be common. I'm not sure when the practice died out. You could be a trend setter in bringing it back.
Quoth Wikipedia (correctly if memory serves):
According to Debrett's Handbook in 2016, a gentleman's card would traditionally give his title, rank, private or service address (bottom left) and club (bottom right) in addition to his name. Titles of peers are given with no prefix (e.g. simply "Duke of Wellington"), courtesy titles are similarly given as "Lord John Smith", etc., but "Hon" (for "the Honourable") are not used (Mr, Ms, etc. being used instead). Those without titles of nobility or courtesy titles may use ecclesiastical titles, military ranks, "Professor" or "Dr", or Mr, Ms, etc. For archbishops, bishops, deans and archdeacons, the territorial title is used (e.g. "The Bishop of London"). Men may use their forenames or initials, while a married or widowed woman may either use her husband's name (the traditional usage) or her own. The only post-nominal letters used are those indicating membership of the armed forces (e.g. "Captain J. Smith, RN"). The Social Card, which is a modern version of the visiting card, features a person's name, mobile phone number, and email address, with an optional residential address rarely included; family social cards include the names of parents and children
I have to say that the Social Card as a modern version is new to me. Anybody ever seen one?
111 is a good idea. I knew ogged would come through.
I've always wanted to send an invite on small cards that just say "Robert Halford is AT HOME" but it would confuse people w/out explanation and if you explain what's the point.
Huh, a Google suggests that the British still use "at home" toninvite people. Can that possibly be true?
re: 121
Never heard anyone use it seriously. Ever.
122 -- that's good to know. I got that idea from this site which will apparently still print your "at Home" cards. One is from the "The High Sheriff of Lancashire." Maybe if you have some weird old formal British ceremonial position maybe you need weird old formal invitation cards, so there's a small market.
If only the High Sheriff of Lancashire lurked here we could know for sure.
I spent six months in Lancashire without ever once meeting a high sheriff.
124 - According to Walt Disney, they are anthropromorphic obese gray wolves that have Southern hillbilly accents. Hard to miss, I'd think.
A college roommate actually gave out social cards. They were passed off as a joke, but he probably hoped women would actually take him up on it and show up at our apartment. As far as I know, they never did, though a few probably did call.
124: did you check all 4000 holes?
I'm such a gentleman that I would need two decades for that.
Modern social cards could include your level, hit points, armor class, and how many experience points you're worth.
Borrow the font from Angels and Demons's illustrations.
The father-in-law of a former colleague of mine served a term as the High Sheriff of Merseyside nearly 20 years ago. I bet he had cards.
Never heard anyone use it seriously. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I've heard the fuller "at home to visitors" but maybe only in a semi-quotative way.
Modern social cards could include your level, hit points, armor class, and how many experience points you're worth.
It's always a depressing experience to try to work out what D&D character class most closely matches your actual job and conclude that you're almost certainly a Bard.
121. My mother, who would be 92 if she was still alive, used to use "at home" in audible irony quotes to describe their habit of telling their friends to drop in at their own convenience on a specified afternoon over the Christmas break. Not strictly a party, people would turn up, take a drink and chat for an hour or so and then go and do something else. I don't really know what the appropriate term would be. "Open house", maybe?
135: My family occasionally does that for Christmas. Also called "open house", but very informally.
Here "Open House" means a realtor sits in your house on a Sunday afternoon and neighbors with no intention of buying your house can go see how bad your taste in decorating is.
my brother made cards like that with nothing but his name, which are visiting cards, I guess. he would write his number on the back. they were pretty swag, actually.
In a moment of insanity aged 11, I made myself visiting cards in preparation for my first day at secondary school. I didn't have a job, obviously, so I just put "Pupil".
139: I could not possibly approve more.
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