https://twitter.com/minakerebasonn1/status/1141659248209924102

1: How is it even possible to do that kick in heels?

A more likely future.

That's pretty impressive, but I don't understand why.

Speaking of the street, I was walking down the street this afternoon and saw two transit cops ticketing a Black man. There was a vaguely left-wing looking woman already filming, but I stopped any way to observe for her civil rights and stuff. Thankfully, it all ended up fizzling out without incident, no doubt just coincidentally with the white woman filming it.

Whenever I see the tweet on the front page, I think: "But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town."

If he weren't heavy, he'd be your brother.

It turns out that it's illegal to spit on Eric Trump.

Maybe only if you're a food-service employee? Is that what they mean by "dormant commerce clause?"

Speaking of the Trumps and liquid misfortune:

Rtzskhiladze was a footnote in the Mueller report, which mentioned his connection to video tapes reportedly circulating in Moscow and a text message he sent to Cohen in October 2016, shortly before the election. The text said Rtskhiladze had "stopped the flow of some tapes from Russia," a presumed reference to reports of material that might be embarrassing to then-candidate Trump.

Rtskhiladze disputed the Mueller report's characterization of his message and said he was incensed that the report referred to him as a Russian.

He's seen the pee tape.

No live blogging on the debate? Warren's kicking ass, though they skipped her for a few rounds.

She's doing so great!!! Oh my god I'm so relieved.

For the record, though I'm all in for Warren and Sanders, I'm not trashing anyone else (yet).

There's no way I'm watching all of this stuff. Somebody wake me up when there's like five people left in the race.

I'm really glad that Warren and Sanders aren't on the same night and also that Bernie will take on Biden.

Mobes, not suggesting you watch, but there's actually been a surprising amount of intelligent conversation.

Is it really intelligent conversation if nobody is trying to create a pun to reply to a cock joke?

17: Agreed. Overall, I'm really impressed and proud.

I might watch whichever one Harris is on. I'd never heard of her before this primary and of all the people I've never heard of, she's probably the only serious one.

I didn't know that Chuck Todd looks like the little brother from Married With Children.

He's even stupider than he looks.

||

"The seahorse trafficking problem in Senegal has been going on under the radar for years now."

You need sonar to track that.