One hopes his apparant interest in looking like he has a small dinky over and above worrying about whether it's going to fall off is just nervous humor. But that his penis had sores and looked like a hot dog, and he was still fucking with it, not knowing what was wrong, that's selfish and assholish. Didn't he ever have sex ed?
I just hope he was kidding about the motor oil and ice cream.
If not, I hope it was at least fresh motor oil.
I took sex ed in Iraq. Turns out that was the only commercial lube avaiable.
I think we've been distracted by the motor oil, which, after all, resists thermal breakdown under extreme conditions. The one that is now making me very uncomfortable is Papa John's garlic butter sauce. Jaysus.
Don't hold it against me, I haven't slept much in a few days, but I don't quite get the title to this post. Good breeding? Is that a saracastic reference to his "breeding" habits, or are you making the argument that he was born dumb?
FL, do you think PJ's Garlic Butter Sauce now needs to come with a warning? "Do not use as a lubricant for masturbation. Our sauce is not meant a substitute for KY liquid or baby oil"
It's a joke about his "breeding" habits, and also meant in the broader sense of "breeding:" upbringing--to highlight the despicable behavior you noted in your first comment.
Don't hold it against me
...especially if it's covered with sores.
Don't hold it against me
...especially if it's covered with sores.
Some people just can't say no to rotting dick jokes.
Sorry - apparently hitting "Back" in Safari resubmits the comment...