Ha, I almost posted this yesterday after Jammies sent it to me. It's great.
Why did he just stop? He was doing great.
Isn't it like stupid early in Texas?
Everyone in Texas wakes up early to shine their spurs and feed the horses.
Nobody is awake here, but me. So I have to play the clavichord instead of the piano.
You can play the piano, we won't mind. Unless you really suck.
So I have to play the clavichord instead of the piano.
IYKWIM
It's like David Brent of The Office riffing on horses, talking about taking that horse to the water, and getting back on that horse, and so on and etc.., but then: "I don't like horses. I can't ride." Made me laugh, because my sense of humour is very broad and unsophisticated.
I guess they lost. Which means next year, longer metaphor.