Re: Guest Post - Analprint this!

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Don't joke!


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 4:35 AM
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Would I blaspheme The Wire ?


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 5:01 AM
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I've been thinking vaguely for years that some kind of constant real-time mass collection and sequencing of everbody's microbia would be needed for pandemic control. I was thinking airports not assholes but why not both? actually there's not much difference.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 5:11 AM
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your personal butthole surfers.

One of the best live bands I've ever seen.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 5:12 AM
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The Guardian link absolutely doesn't convey the flavor of this. Go here: https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1247274086297788416?s=12


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 5:38 AM
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Analprint and fingerprint? Two factor authentication is getting out of hand.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 6:27 AM
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"You can take that fancy new iPhone and shove it up your ..."
"I know, I know! And the sensor works even there, for unbreakable security. Here, let me show you!"


Posted by: NW | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 6:51 AM
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We're going to start signing off letters SWA*.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 8:05 AM
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Remember sousveillance?

Huh, I associate the word with David Brin.

But the OP would literally be monitoring "from below."

</Standpipe>


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 8:32 AM
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I refuse to believe that all human bottoms are so identical that the only way to distinguish them from each other is by minute variations in the * in the middle.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 8:38 AM
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The really good part is that you already know they've been training it with porn.


Posted by: Charlie W | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 10:40 AM
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If the 5G network is spreading COVID-19, this will infect your butthole.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 7:25 PM
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Lord, I followed that tweet to the Nature article and it actually includes images of the police lineup, so to speak. Thanks, ogged.


Posted by: lourdes kayak | Link to this comment | 04- 7-20 7:44 PM
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