1

And don't forget, there are another five rules of drunkenness to be observed if you happen to be partying on the campus of your school's biggest rival.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-21-04 1:29 PM

2

The key thing is to not combine the two.

I've not always followed that rule. :-(

Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 04-21-04 2:53 PM

3

I don't need to be drunk to know the truth of 1,2,3,4. Of course it's only me they apply to, not you!

Posted by: Maynard Handley | Link to this comment | 04-21-04 4:52 PM