I'm sad about the commenters too, heebie. That was a good bunch in that thread.
"Class Action Park" is nearly as good a name for it as "Traction Park"
I think the attempts to revive the park a few years ago were noted on this blog, but it looks like that never came to anything.
That's because the blog doesn't have enough snakes.
My old hacker buddy Jason Scott is prominently featured in that for reasons I don't fully understand. I liked how they leaned into the vaporwave vibe so hard.
It will all make sense when you're older.
Unless you're older than me, in which case you'd know better.
You were so much older then, Mobes. You're so much younger now.