I was literally just thinking about the scene where Heather's pager goes off and Julie asks if she's a drug dealer not 30 seconds before I refresh this page and see this post. Strange timing.
The past is another county. Probably fewer than one in four people with pager were drug dealers, one in five if you don't count pharma reps.
There really needs to be an Unfogged reunion where everyone from Unf to Standpipe comes back to post something.