How do you get an eye on your cap?

Start with a potato.

Just go to Amazon.

I'd rather have the black eye on my cap than the clap back on my eye.

ha.

Fine I'll say it: that was me.

Start with an Eggpotato.

I'm frustrated that USPS made the stupid Postal Jeep decision, Biden recognized it was stupid, they talked about reversing it, and now they're just going ahead after all. Subsidies and regs are all well and good, but procurement is where the government has the greatest power to directly affect markets--16k vehicles a year for 10 years, custom-built to USPS spec. And what we're getting is just a shit-heap.

8.6 mpgs from the new trucks. I bet that penciled out nicely when gas was $2.50 a gallon.

I think I read that the trucks are another DeJoy special, and Biden can't rescind the purchasing decision without demonstrating that the bidding process was flawed.

10: how do we get rid of him?

I think we can't unless he has sex with one of the trucks.

And gets caught at it.

Speaking of sex with trucks, it does seem that our Flirts-with Fascism faction isn't having as much success with their truck invasion of the Capital Beltway as they'd thought they would. That's what happens when you tell yourself you'll be greeted as a liberator.

No funds can come from Russia now.

14: Getting attention by making traffic on the Capitol Beltway worse is like getting attention by loosing a rat in the New York Subway or by being a clueless rich jerk in Silicon Valley.

You have to pick up a slice of pizza?