1

I don't know...she just doesn't look very greek.

Posted by: | Link to this comment | 05-13-04 11:47 PM

2

Michael, don't fuck with me.

Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-13-04 11:54 PM

3

Big Brother!!

you scare me.

Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 9:57 AM

4

I suppose I'm showing my age, but she seems to be a cross between Sophia Loren and Audrey Hepburn. That is a GOOD thing.

Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 1:27 PM

5

Christie Turlington has launched all my ships.

Posted by: Lance Boyle | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 2:08 PM

6

Turlington is 500 milihelens, tops.

Posted by: baa | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:10 PM

7

I knew you'd break the rules, baa. You're the rule-breakingest conservative ever.

Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:14 PM

8

Just wondering, truly, honestly, actually, kinda, well, sortof, well, maybe not entirely, but trying to maintain that story, and I'm sticking to it: how badly would she pass for Iranian, do you think?

I'm actually curious.

Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 5:55 PM

9

I've always found Christy Turlington to be one of the most gorgeous women ever.

Posted by: Missy | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 6:53 PM

10

You said it, Missy. I agree. I also picked her for this because she has a sort of indeterminate ethnicity that seems perfect for playing Helen of Troy.

Gary, she wouldn't.

Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-14-04 7:54 PM

11

The lovely Ms. Turlington only rates #77???

I'm guessing we won't be seeing that "panel of experts" posting on Unfogged anymore. Banned For Life is too good for them.

Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 9:29 AM

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Banished to hell, even. I grow weary of fighting.

Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 9:48 AM

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Yes, well, that panel of experts put mystic scarecrow Madonna at 19 and plain-jane Princess Diana at 12, so I think their expertise is very much in question.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06- 4-04 11:02 AM