look you can understand the guy getting upset okay, those big evil tits were just staring at him, following his every movement with their wide belittling nipples, no wonder he got upset.
"Do Americans want a first daughter who parades around in a dress Paris Hilton would be embarrassed to wear?"
Well, this American from the South would be totally down with seeing either or both of the Bush twins in see-through dresses.
shrug.
Mickey Kaus updates:
Unfogged, who seems to have undertaken extensive research, says it's the fault of flash bulbs, which have this effect on black fabric. ... It's not clear to me that this dress would have much of a purpose if it wasn't intended to be seen through. But it would be very Kerry-like to blame her dresser!
Can anyone explain to me what that means? Is Kaus really asking what the point of a dress is if it's not see-through? The only only way to be charitable to Kaus is to assume he just means that particular dress, but it fails to make itself apparant to me why that dress should be different from any other.
Anyway, I polled some prominent persons on the dress:
Sen Inhofe: Sure, she showed off some boobage, nice boobs too, but at least she's not an underage drinker and pot smoker like those Bush daughters!
Rush Limbaugh: It looks to me like she's just unwinding. You know, partying a little, letting off some steam. If you blame anyone, it's our decadent culture. If you have the passwords for certain websites, you can see things just like this.
If she's the one who's allegedly a film student, I'd say she's not learned too much.
Speaking as a woman who owns and wears see-through black clothing, I can assure you that the overhead lighting in your average bathroom is strong enough to tell you that your nipples are plainly visible.
If you look at the Winona Ryder dress again, you will notice that she is wearing a brassiere--a conservative brassiere at that--underneath her see-through black dress.
She is wearing a conservative brassiere because she's going to court and does not want to flash her nipples, or even her lovely round breasts, at the judge.
One of the points of see-through black clothing is what you wear, or don't wear, underneath.
If you want to look like maybe you're naked except for your black see-through thingie, but without flashing your nipples at folks, you choose a flesh-toned, stretch-Lycra camisole. Nobody can tell you're wearing anything, but they can't see anything, either. That's the point.
If you want people to see a spaghetti-strap brassiere, you wear a white or black spaghetti-strapped brassiere, because either black or white will show through.
If you want people to look at your nipples, you wear nothing.
It's not brain surgery.
I was expecting a lot more skin from those Wynona pictures, ogged. But I can only applaud the increasing frequency of barely-justified-by-current- events cheesecake posts (this, Turlington). Did you know Jennifer Connolly is James Inhofe's goddaughter?
You know, I've been wondering, why does anyone read Mickey Kaus?
For the cheesecake photos, dude. Next up: Barbara Mikulski nipple slip!
"Did you know Jennifer Connolly is James Inhofe's goddaughter?"
I wonder what he thinks of her "ASS TO ASS!" scene in Requiem for a Dream...
For an interesting exercise, save the phot to your local hard drive and open in up in Photoshop at 4x magniffication.
There is no "friggin'" way that she was not fully aware that her dress was transparent. You could probably crawl out of a cave, grab a People magazine, and see that grandmaesque underwear beneath sexy, transparent clothing is all the rage. It's the "I'm naughty, but, as you can plainly see, a little nice" mentality.
The more important issue here is why we care what the daughter of a presidential candidate is wearing.
Uh, I've seen a picture of Paris doing her Sharon-Stone-in-Basic-Instinct schtick as she exited her vehicle, so if Paris is embarrased to wear this dress, it's only because it covers up too much. Mickey has way too much time on his hands if he has to stoop this low to tar the Kerry family.
You could probably crawl out of a cave, grab a People magazine, and see that grandmaesque underwear beneath sexy, transparent clothing is all the rage.
Of course I can't be sure, but I somehow doubt Kerry's daughter is in the habit of pub crawls or reading People magazine.
Maybe your comment was tongue-in-cheek. I am not hip, and have no clue whether this is a real fashion trend.
The more important issue here is why we care what the daughter of a presidential candidate is wearing.
'Cause there's only so much prison torture and beheadings we can process in any given month. Hey, check out the rack on Julie Nixon Eisenhower!
I am not hip, mainly because I've been ostracized my whole life. Imagine trying to make friends when you have a freak cheek/tongue mutaton.
The dress is simply too see-through to be a mistake. Perhaps she should put her body to work raising money for Kerry's campaign. This would get her the attention she craves and possibly hasten the end of the torture and beheadings. Two birds, one stone!
Kraus's point was this picture -- which will get around where it counts if the GOP has any brains whatever -- will cost JFK votes in those areas where they might have a beef about reward-the-rich economic policies, but flaunting nudity is still verboten. By the way, what a great image for the Moslem world to feast on when they already are selling the message that West is depraved and immoral. Could this and Michael Moore cost Kerry the election by a handful of votes in Florida?
I've said before that Mickey Kaus has to be holding pictures of Bill Gates and a sheep. No professional pundit could say "Don't vote for X because... because just look at what his daughter is wearing!!"
And then be corrected.
And then still insist he's right. Because he can't imagine what other purpose a dress might serve. Other than, you know, covering a woman and looking nice.
I know it's just a blog, but good Christ. If a pundit said that we shouldn't vote for Bush because we can't imagine what purpose her clothing was serving in a designated picture, he'd be gone. Unless, of course, he had pictures of Bill Gates and a sheep. QED.
"By the way, what a great image for the Moslem world to feast on when they already are selling the message that West is depraved and immoral. "
It's a great looking dress. The colossal F.U. a dress like that gives the burka wearing Moslem world is icing on the cake.
How many AFI film students show their student films at Cannes? Much less their jugs. Sorry, but she just screams dumb and fuckable.
Alexandra is simply using Cannes' time-honored method to promote her film: a display of nipples.
How many AFI film students show their student films at Cannes? Much less their jugs. Sorry, but she just screams dumb and fuckable.
Can it be a non sequitur if it follows an irrelevancy? A question for the philosophers.
If it offends both the Taliban and the Bible Belt, then all America wins.
Sorry, but she just screams dumb and fuckable.
That was surpisingly mean and uncalled for. Nor is there any argument to support the insult. It does show off an ignorance of how Cannes works, however.
Jerry, while we shouldn't go around humiliating Muslims in their own cultures, I don't think there's any serious argument that we should conform our American (or Euro-American) values to those of Muslims to avoid offending them. That would be silly.
I am a woman. I sometimes wear sheer or semi-sheer clothing. And I know, as every woman knows, that you need to wear an opaque layer under the sheer layer, unless of course you are dying to get attention. Ms. Kerry is no deer in the headlights. She knew what she was doing. The price she'll pay? Judging by the puns and smirks on this blog, no one will take her seriously. But maybe she doesn't want to be taken seriously. After all, she's at Cannes and what she did is a traditional way for wannabe "actresses" to get in the news. (The desperate less talented ones.) I must admit, it's the first time I've seen a wannabe" filmmaker" do a number like this. Kind of makes you think she's more interested in competing in a flesh market than a film market.
Jesus Christ, what's with the wolf mentality? What happened to civility? She wore a dress which you don't approve of, so autmatically she's a whore who has no talent who deserves all the abuse you can heap at her. Beautiful. And it reflects so well on you. It looks like you're jealous.
Moreover, these attacks display ignorance. She was at Cannes, and when in Rome.. (you know the rest). If a woman goes to the mideast, she wears a Burka. Do you abuse at her for giving in to misogyny? Why get your panties in a twist when it goes the other way? Nudity is much less taboo in France. What she did was perfectly acceptable where she was, even if it was see-through without the flash bulbs.
There's no way in hell she wasn't aware of what that fabric would look like under bright lights. Any human with an XY chromosone configuration learns that stuff upon puberty. So either she's just careless or irretreivably stupid, neither of which particularly bothers me if it weren't for this:
Can you IMAGINE what sort of crap the media would be saying if that were Jenna or Barbara Bush? Good grief. I doubt it would be 'done' after only a day, I can tell you.
yeah, the media is so mean to the Bush twins.
http://www.rollingstone.com/features/coverstory/featuregen.asp?pid=1664
As Kutcher gives me the guided tour of the house -- pool, tennis court, a dog named Mr. Bojangles -- he tells me about the last time heavy-duty firepower paid a visit to his property. That was when he brought home President George W. Bush's twin daughters, and the Secret Service came along for the ride.... Nevertheless, Ashton met the twins, who asked what he was doing after the party. Everyone ended up going back to Kutcher's house, although he insisted the Secret Service stay outside. "So we're hanging out," Kutcher says. "The Bushes were underage-drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they'd be spending the night. I said no. And then I go upstairs to see another friend and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah."
I mean, the media was all over them for that! they just never let up! it's all i heard about for days!
She looks stunning!! I wouldn't be ashamed if I was her father, and I know I won't feel ashamed voting for her father, Senator Kerry in November.
Well, the difference between what Alexandra did as opposed to the Bush twins (If they actually did it, and I am not saying they did) smoking pot and drinking under-age, is that what the twins did was ILLEGAL!!
Hey, dumb and fuckable got Alexandra's father where he is today. Don't knock it!
I actually like the full frontage picture of kerry. Kudos to her. After all, this is the age of "womens" liberation. I would "Much" rather see photo's like this than the ones "featuring" Gay marriages.
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