Re: Guest Post -- Batshit

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First, they made me wear a mask. Now they want me to cover the containers I use to collect palm sap. They go to far.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 5:49 AM
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In defense of human nature, I totally expected Covid to result in genocides (Xenocides? Ordocides?) of bats, and set google alerts to alert me to them. But, nothing in three years. Just some culls of fruit bats in Mauritius, because they were eating people's fruit. For which, fuck you, Mauritius.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 5:51 AM
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And, if you don't cover your palm-sap-collecting container surely it gets full of dead insects anyway? Or do you just sell it to western chocolate manufacturers so it doesn't matter?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 5:53 AM
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There are a lot of Keralites in Arrakis, many of them working in healthcare to which see #5 in Mossy's scone link on the OP.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 5:56 AM
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The insects are protein. Anyway, everyone here loves bats. You can buy bat houses to put in your yard. But if you don't locate them well, the bats won't be able to maintain their temperature.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 5:57 AM
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There's a great bat-viewing location near me where you see them eating insects on the wing. But it's on top of a drainage ditch which smells fucking disgusting, because of humans.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:03 AM
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Everyone loves bats around here, too. Austin brags that it's got the world's largest urban bat colony, in fact.

There's a fruit bat sanctuary near Sinkhole City where I grew up, and that's where I really came to understand that those are flying puppy dogs. So now I'm partial to them.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:07 AM
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We've started going on "bat walks" in the neighborhood, where you try to time the walk so that you're out while the bats are out. You have to be a little careful because bat time is also skunk time.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:09 AM
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There are caves and old mines that they have sealed up all entrances bigger than those needed for a bat. Though not in a city or built up area so far as I'm aware.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:13 AM
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4 scone s/b second


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:14 AM
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I'd rather have 4 scones, tbh.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:16 AM
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Can't play with bats or handle camel poop. It's like they're deliberately trying to take all the joy out of life.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:16 AM
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More seriously, for our resident genii: what are the vaccine prospects? How do RNA viruses differ? Does mRNA technology make a difference?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:21 AM
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mRNA only works if you have 5g phone service in your city. Naomi Wolfe said.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:23 AM
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Kerala totes has 5G.


Posted by: Opinionated Mukesh Ambani | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:28 AM
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Then they're doomed.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:32 AM
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I was very confused by this post at first before I remember that Karalites and Karaites are different words.


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: "Pause endlessly, then go in" (9) | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:36 AM
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Overall, my view is that disease outbreaks will keep getting worse until enough people die that they remember that public health is vital. I'm upping my estimates of the number of people who need to die before that happens.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:37 AM
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I don't think Kerala ever forgot. AIUI they've handled Nipah to date remarkably well.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:44 AM
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The Republican are determined to stop U.S. funding for HIV care in Africa. Obviously, it's more important that those too poor to pay for their own medical care suffer for having had sex or been born to someone who had sex than it is to control a deadly disease. Unless this "evolution" thing is real, in which case allowing a large population to slowly succumb to a disease that destroys their immune system will just allow more varieties of germs to evolve until you get one that rich people can't dodge.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:48 AM
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To his credit, what GWB for HIV treatment is vast. Many millions of lives.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:51 AM
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Anyway, death stalks us all.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:51 AM
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No he doesn't. He just asks me out for drinks. Not creepy at all. Very polite.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:52 AM
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Sure, for now.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:54 AM
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He was quite insistent about the chess, true.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 6:55 AM
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I saw that episode of "Benson."


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:02 AM
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Overall, my view is that disease outbreaks will keep getting worse until enough people die that they remember that public health is vital. I'm upping my estimates of the number of people who need to die before that happens.

I no longer think that intensifying consequences sway public opinion. I now believe in mushy undefinable things like culture and public discourse and PSAs. And op-eds. Which can all be surprisingly disconnected from real world consequences.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:02 AM
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I think you're overestimating PSAs and op-eds.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:13 AM
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I think you're overgeneralizing from your own benighted land.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:18 AM
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Propaganda Service Announcements. It includes Fox News and conservative talk radio.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:19 AM
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We don't even have titles of nobility.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:19 AM
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I think you're overgeneralizing from your own benighted land.

What's the median benighted state, globally speaking? For comparison purposes.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:21 AM
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Have I told you all to watch The Green Knight? Watch The Green Knight. I think it's on Disney now.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:22 AM
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When I blog my trip to Kerala back in 2009, I used the word "Keralan" and a commenter corrected me that it was Keralese. But Wikipedia says Keralan.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:24 AM
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Blogged.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:25 AM
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32: La República de Cabo Verde.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:26 AM
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36: Are they as ignorant of me as I am of them? Where is Texas with respect to LRdCV on the scale of benightedness?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:28 AM
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Nipah seems like one of those diseases that's definitely worth combating since it's so horrible, but is not the kind likely to go pandemic with such a high fatality rate.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:31 AM
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Spending 2.last


Posted by: Opinionated Stellaluna | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:31 AM
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Batphone autocorrect is the worst.


Posted by: Stellaluna | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:32 AM
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ISTR I once wrote on this site a riff on The Toast going "If Treebeard were your partner". I can't find it by G or DDG. Did it exist?
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Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:34 AM
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Probably. Try Yahoo.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:35 AM
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Awwww.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 7:36 AM
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"There are caves and old mines that they have sealed up all entrances bigger than those needed for a bat"

MMMMMMPH!

(distant muffled hammering)


Posted by: Opinionated Furious Bruce Wayne | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:12 AM
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They have an actual door, so they can get in and science. You must have something on your utility belt to open a lock.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:17 AM
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Is that a crossover I hear coming?


Posted by: Opinionated Ant Man | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:18 AM
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33: Wait, everyone said it was terrible. Is it not?

I was looking forward to it based on the trailer.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:18 AM
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47: People lied to you. It's fucking amazing.


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:22 AM
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I heard Ryan Reynolds was forced to make it if he wanted to play Deadpool.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:48 AM
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38: It's also not airborne, apparently.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:54 AM
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Bats can only infect you if they walk up to you.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 8:59 AM
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It's more of a hop and a scramble, tbh.


Posted by: Opinionated Bats | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:01 AM
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Bats can only infect you if you invite them into your home.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:11 AM
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If only other rodents were so considerate.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:17 AM
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I'm reading Abraham Verghese's Covenant of Water* right now, which caused me to learn for the first time about St. Thomas Christians. I knew that there were a lot of Christians in Kerala, relatively speaking, but had always assumed that this was as a result of 19th or 20th century contact with missionaries, or because of British rule. I had no idea that Doubting Thomas went all the way to India after Jesus' death, and that the St. Thomas community had existed in Kerala for centuries before the mass Christianization of Europe.

*I absolutely loved the first 300 pages of this book, but the next 200 pages were pretty meandery. I'm starting to lose patience, and I still have more than 200 pages left to go.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:19 AM
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I found a grotto by a church in Kerala! I remember posting it here, but it went unappreciated.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:21 AM
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They're Catholic/Orthodox, there's no way the British had much to do with it.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:22 AM
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Anyway, as I probably mentioned before, I met an Indian priest who said much of his congregation claimed to be St.Thomas Christians, but he figured the Portuguese responsible for most. Anyway, he wouldn't eat beef.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:26 AM
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Which was something he mentioned to my parents when they invited him to dinner and asked if he had any dietary restrictions. I think he didn't eat pork either.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:28 AM
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Green Knight

I thought it was pretty flawed but worth it. Visionary, not uninspired hackery like so much period drama. Pretty sure I'll watch it again at some point. Only Loosely connected to the poem, which takes real work to read but is also good (I think-- been many years since I did that).


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:30 AM
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Is it better than the one with Connery?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:35 AM
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Re: The Green Knight, I liked it. It's a very loose adaptation of the source material, but considering that it's Arthurian, who cares? (I mean, I think people worry too much about adaptations being beat-for-beat retellings in general, and in particular with Arthurian stuff, the source is so old that it really doesn't matter.) It's surprisingly "serious", for lack of a better term, for a movie in its genre.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 9:47 AM
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56 perfect for the next UnfoggedCon


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 10:15 AM
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Agree with 60 but it made me want to rewatch Boorman's Excalibur which is fantastic (and a lot more camp than I'd remembered it).


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 10:19 AM
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Google says the one I saw was called "Sword of the Valiant" and that it sucked.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 11:42 AM
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I can't say I blame them for a bat genocide, even though I don't want the bats to die. Disease with a nasty fatality rate, no cure, found in bats and the public health people are assuring us that killing bats won't help because they'll just move somewhere else? Is that somewhere else not my town?


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 12:37 PM
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The "somewhere else" is your attic.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 12:58 PM
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Anyway, I have participated in a successful bat hunt. I assume the bat was stepped on, but I don't know.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 1:07 PM
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I didn't think The Green Knight really held together, but at least it was visually very interesting. And I'm willing to see any movie with Alicia Vikander, including much worse movies than this one.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 09-28-23 1:50 PM
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Confidential to Governor Newsom: I would make a wonderful senator and am willing to relocate to any of your less meth-y areas.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:18 AM
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Frankly, an area with meth and great scenery is fine too.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:24 AM
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If it's close to an airport.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:26 AM
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NMM to the debate over whether Feinstein needs to step down.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:31 AM
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I mean, that debate is probably dead.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:33 AM
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Can Newsom appoint himself?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:43 AM
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He should appoint me regardless. I don't think Menendez is going to be pressured into resigning and I would rather represent California than New Jersey, even though New Jersey is less of a schlep.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:46 AM
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So pleased. She was a destructive force in the field I care about.

It is a reassuring reminder that all those fucking olds will actually die.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:52 AM
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I'm not sure why we're all assuming that she's going to stop being Senator now that she's dead.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:57 AM
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According to the Buddhists, you get reincarnated until you become one with water use policy.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 5:58 AM
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74 to 78. I corrected my error.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 6:06 AM
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I wonder if she died of Nipah?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 6:23 AM
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75 A governor of Montana did that. It was pretty unpopular. Actually, he resigned and on the same day the Lt Gov appointed him.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 6:25 AM
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Nebraska's prior governor did that. But I don't know if there are state rules.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 6:41 AM
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Sasse didn't die, but he did move to Florida.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 7:02 AM
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Speaking of near-death, I'm getting my Ursack today. I'm tired of bears stealing my food.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 09-29-23 7:13 AM
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