Re: How to Have a Great Time at Summer Camp

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so it's a feature and a bug

Heh.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 7:53 AM
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I don't even have an Instagram, but I keep seeing links to Instagram posts were young women scowl at the camera while cooking food. Some of the food looks good, but there's not really a recipe.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:14 AM
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I have to say, my IG algorithm is amazing these days. It's full of funny, interesting things that I want to know about.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:25 AM
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I've been noticing this genre lately- the USA viewed from abroad as exotica. There was a viral tweet about being super excited to go to a diner and get eggs, bacon, and pancakes. There was also the red solo cup fooferaw. Maybe this means Americans are reaching a new developmental stage when they can start to understand that they are foreigners from the perspective of the rest of the world.


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:44 AM
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Red Solo cups are so 1990.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:47 AM
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I recently got shown a sequence of teenage Brits trying fried chicken in Louisiana and being overwhelmed that there is seasoning in the batter. (Also, and not I think the same video, but ranch seems to be similarly eye-opening to the average Brit.)


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:48 AM
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I had thought it was an east coast event

Well, you're wrong.

We have a lot. The noise is constant; like a futuristic spaceship starting up. And if you look at anything with leaves, you'll see a two-inch long bug on every single leaf. I have pictures, but those are a pain to upload here. (Slack, here we come!) But at least where I am, they're not (yet?) on paved surfaces, so it's pretty easy to be outside and not worry about them crunching under your feet.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:52 AM
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We have not had the bug horde yet.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 8:59 AM
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To be honest, American summer camps having a one psychiatrist: ten children ratio seems extremely on brand.

I had a similar moment of confusion on landing very jetlagged at LAX; one of the first things I heard in the US was a looped announcement saying "THIS AIRPORT DOES NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIVITIES OF SOLICITORS. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO SOLICITORS" which was completely baffling. I could only interpret it as "Please don't sue anybody yet! At least wait till you get outside the terminal!"


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 9:03 AM
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Around here the cicada noise level peaks around 2-3 in the afternoon. They're about as loud as a couple of neighborhood children lawnmowers.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 9:04 AM
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The noise is constant; like a futuristic spaceship starting up.

By constant, do you mean omnipresent? Because here cicadas have a distinct pulsing intensity, maybe 15-30 second sin wave period.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 9:12 AM
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Apparently, we don't get cicadas here this year. We do next year though.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 9:23 AM
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That seems odd, as literally every chicken shop in the UK, whether it's KFC, some Korean place, or one of the innumerable KFC rip-offs (Alabama Fried Chicken, etc.) puts seasoning in their batter. So, I suspect the kids in question were having a wind-up.

On the other hand, ranch dressing genuinely isn't a thing in the UK, although the occasional themed diner might do it.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 10:28 AM
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No, you can pay barristers! Sue anyone and everyone! It's the American way!


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 11:22 AM
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Maybe it's the use of paprika/cayenne - or the amount of it.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 11:25 AM
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6, 13: This was Louisiana, where if it doesn't cause shortness of breath along with sweat on the brow and/or upper lip, it isn't sufficiently seasoned.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 12:58 PM
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Also, the last line of the OP is the wholesomest laugh I've had all day. Thanks, heebie!


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 12:59 PM
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Tell us about some of your unwholesome laughs, Doug.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 1:09 PM
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If we all had drum sets we could do rim shots at that joke.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 1:31 PM
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K-Drum sets to go with our m-fun.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 1:49 PM
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18: An author observed on twitter that Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller was basically a blog post. She then added that Tropic of Capricorn was the same but longer. I asked whether it was thicker, too.

It was an unfunny kind of day.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 2:29 PM
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Some year I recall being amaze that driving on I-287 in suburban New Jersey with the windows up and could hear the cicadas.

A similar thing driving home from out west recently; Western Meadowlark songs heard with windows up driving by at 65 mph.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 3:59 PM
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Did not dtay there but think drove through Moby IG hometown. The one named for the Fenian? On the way to ashfall park (ancient mammal fossils in doomed waterhole).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 4:01 PM
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Yes, that's it. There's not really a great hotel there. Ashfall was great when I went there, but that was over thirty years ago. There's a nice, stocked trout stream nearby.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 4:24 PM
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The town before it is named after a United Irishman.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 4:26 PM
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Only three people have been murdered in Boston this year. So good job to all of our Boston commenters unless they were responsible for one or more of the three.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 6:10 PM
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13: they're aware that pretending not to know about curry is a big Online Thing among the US opinion class and you can get a rise that way, and they're playing up to their market.


Posted by: Alex | Link to this comment | 05-30-24 6:29 PM
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Related: the OP made me think of the bizarre and apparently unshakable belief that Benny Hill (1924-1992) is still a universally popular figure in British light entertainment. Remember that peculiar bit from "V for Vendetta"?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 2:42 AM
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24, 25: The town before it is named after a United Irishman.

Population 46.

We stayed in Valentine NE which had no better hotel, but was more aligned with our driving plan. (Coming from Black Hills/Badlands.)

I was surprised how recently the ashfall deposits were discovered--1971 and park only established in the early 90s so you got there early on. They now have a large "Rhino barn" built over the major current excavations which has tens of in situ skeletons (mostly ancestral Rhinos). They have one with the bones of the fetus preserved inside the womb.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 11:45 AM
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Rhino moms are not careful enough to refrain from inhaling hot ash while pregnant.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 11:50 AM
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I don't think I've been to Valentine more than once, but that was the furthest court house my dad traveled to.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 11:58 AM
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28: I have never heard of such a notion. Except for the eponymous chase song, Benny Hill barely itself registers in the American cultural memory anymore, at least for anyone under 60.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 11:59 AM
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Like, what kind of comedy show was it? A bunch of skits interspersed with songs or something? I couldn't say. I could possibly identify Benny Hill if shown a photo of him.


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 12:00 PM
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I can remember him, and the thin guy, and the really old, bald, short guy. But I only ever watched it for the articles.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 1:10 PM
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Pretty sure the last time Benny Hill came up in my experience was in the comments to Lewd and Prude (2009).


Posted by: lourdes kayak | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 1:16 PM
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I did not realize he was a miser and multilingual. Which was harder back before Duolingo.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 2:04 PM
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I love Wikipedia.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 2:04 PM
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Is there a literature comparing the summer camps and the Young Pioneers?


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 3:30 PM
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Wikipedia doesn't do much compare and contrast.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 3:35 PM
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If only there were some way to modify it.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 5:06 PM
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How do you close a whole university with seven days notice, even in Philadelphia?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 8:47 PM
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I don't even mean morally. Just as a practical matter, how can you shut down that quickly without breaking some laws?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 05-31-24 8:58 PM
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Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 06- 1-24 2:11 AM
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teo!


Posted by: Mossy Character | Link to this comment | 06- 1-24 2:11 AM
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It turns out cicadas are really quiet on rainy days.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 06- 1-24 7:01 PM
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Rainy days and Mondays always bring them down.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 1-24 7:09 PM
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Mossy! I'm back from vacation and slowly reintegrating into normal life.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 2-24 10:18 PM
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38: Probably, but I wouldn't know where to find it. I mean, I guess I would start with a jstor search on something like "Komsomol summer camp nostalgia," but I don't know off-hand of any articles or books.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 06- 3-24 12:54 AM
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The wife of a Soviet émigré I knew many years ago described how she was at a large summer camp as a young teen (I assume Komsomol) which included a number of Warsaw Pact children in August 1968. I'm not sure what means of communication they had, but she described a massive dampening of enthusiasm and camaraderie.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06- 3-24 4:33 AM
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August 1968 is when the Soviets crushed the Prague Spring by leading an invasion of Czechoslovakia, so yeah, I can imagine that dampened enthusiasm.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 06- 3-24 5:30 AM
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