It's a good thing I don't know anyone in Gainesville who depends on having the utilities function because he's not getting around as well as he used to.

In United States, enemy sabotage himself.

You could probably make a minions meme about this and go viral on Facebook with the elderly set.

Doesn't sound great! I ditched my subscription to the Sun a few months ago so I probably wouldn't even have heard about this until whenever I next run into Commissioner Eastman at the neighborhood park. On a positive note, though, seems like Unfogged can just replace newspapers and things'll be fine.

That's kind of funny. I was wondering if you were fuming like my correspondents or not.

Ha ha Florida sucks.

Oh right, my governor is Kathy Hochul.

DeSantis crashed and burned nationally, but he seems to love being a mini-Orban. (I mean, Florida almost certainly has a greater population than Hungary - googling - true, but not quite the free rein as a national leader would.)

I think our governor is a mensch.

I think ours is a vengeful turd, but maybe less peevish than DeSantis.

Ours is going weirdly all-in on AI in baffling ways.

Probably worth checking he's not actually created a Chief Directorate of Joint Reconnaissance and Intelligence...

10 really is nutty.

For reasons, I'm hoping to go to both Texas and Florida this year. I have been to neither in my adulthood.

I have not been south of Hilton Head as an adult.

"This robot proves that my opponents are unhinged anarchists!" What?

6: I am so bitter and angry.

If it makes you feel better, look at Fetterman.

I don't really see how looking at Fetterman could make anyone feel better. I guess Hochul is still better than Cuomo. But boy does that leave a lot of room.

I voted for Lamb.

16: I'm less bitter and angry than disgusted. Making her diner-based excuses at the podium she resembled Isiah Thomas trying to cliché his way through one Knicks scandal after another.

Fetterman isn't a governor! Shapiro hasn't been making waves, I don't know if that means he's good or status-quo.

I've heard he's a mensch.

I guess this didn't show up in my feeds because it's not resistance fodder enough: Disney has settled with the state over the governance of the Disney World district and the free speech retaliation. Basically an investment deal giving Disney the treatment it wanted in exchange for future investments.

I guess that means no more homosexuals in space.

Oh right, my governor is Kathy Hochul.

Ha ha, New York.

Oh right, I live in North Carolina.

I think he's going to lose, but on the other hand, he did get elected Lieutenant Governor so it's no sure bet.