Going frist - I take up the invite in the other thread, although not the 6am swimming bit
Failing that, how about the Utah on 4th Street at 7pm? I'll be in my pale blue oxford coat, ready to sex Mutombo beyond the grave?
alex, very sorry about the late notice but i'm unexpectedly unavailable, hope other bay area-ites are able to step up.
In afterlife, Mutombo sexes you.
(Gobsmacked to learn this joke form involving Russia found as early as a 1938 Cole Porter musical.)