Re: New wtf thread

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Kathy Hochul delivers her second [nice] surprise in the past week. I've never been a fan but maybe she sees the kudos that Pritzker is getting for pushing back at the fat fucking moron and his drug-addled partner, and she's decided to join the club. Welcome Kathy. See if you can get your neighbor that asshole Phil Murphy to pull his head out of his ass.


Posted by: No Longer Middle Aged Man | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:04 AM
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Phil Murphy has been awful.

Also Polis in Colorado with his "RFK Jr. might have a point" schtick.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:07 AM
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2.1: On the congestion pricing stuff he has been a complete opportunistic asshole. Does that extend to other areas as well.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:40 AM
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He tried to wrangle Menendez's Senate seat for his wife, which was not just a terrible look but speaks to an ego that desperately needs brutal deflating.


Posted by: No Longer Middle Aged Man | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:48 AM
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2: The congestion pricing was what I was thinking of.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:49 AM
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Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 9:49 AM
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I am actually wondering if Trump's "Long live the king" and posting a picture of himself with a crown is finally a rhetorical bridge too far even for his fans.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 10:22 AM
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And I am almost annoyed that Hochul came out swinging on congestion pricing. If I have to forgive her for everything else I'll be pissed.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 10:24 AM
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7- my impression is that, for any individual fan, if something happens that would be a bridge to far, they deny that it really happened. The specific events are different for different people but the pattern of deflection is consistent.

Trump said it but didn't mean it, or it's a joke, or a staffer said it instead, or no one actually said anything and the media is inventing it, or it's a false flag operation...

The January 6 riot made this really clear. For a bunch of people, it would be appalling if that happened, so it didn't. It was a false flag operation and all the violence was caused by antifa. Simultaneously, for a different bunch of people, the rioters were true patriots who deserve medals of valor. Do individual people jump back and forth between groups, sometimes mid-conversation? They sure do!


Posted by: E. Messily | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 10:35 AM
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I think that's right. It's emotion first, and then padding words around it that sound like some approximation of how people generally sound in conversation.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 10:37 AM
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As I see it, the explosion of lies is a sign that the Musk/Trump Administration is cracking up after just one month in office.
So what should Democrats do? Nothing. Trump and Musk have created this situation, even as they try to undermine our democracy. They should be forced to own the disaster they made, and not a single Democrat should vote to help them out.

I like reading optimistic things from smart people, but I think Krugman (probably deliberately) leaves out the fact that the "explosion of lies" is key to Trump's appeal and his success in the real world.

His critique is largely a critique of policy, but Trump doesn't care about policy. Will that matter in the end? Maybe! Krugman correctly points out that Medicaid, for instance, is a program with real consequences that his supporters might notice.

But so far, I've generally been impressed with the ability of Trump/Musk to target broad assaults at their real enemies: Education, science, poor people, anti-corruption efforts, etc.

We do have four years for this all to play out, so I'm hopeful that the consequences will become apparent. Starving children in the Congo or US bribery in Nigeria aren't going to move votes -- at least, not away from Trump; foreign malnutrition has electoral appeal in the US -- but it's going to be pretty easy to tie the next plane crash to Trump policies.

And the fall of Ukraine? I'm not so sure. Trump could succeed in rebranding the Ukranians as fascist freeloaders. He's good at that.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 10:56 AM
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I think Krugman is pretty much right. The frantic efforts to rehire the fired employees are probably the clearest sign that they're flailing. Still doing a lot of damage, of course.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:00 AM
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He tried to wrangle Menendez's Senate seat for his wife, which was not just a terrible look but speaks to an ego that desperately needs brutal deflating.

Hilariously, they fucked this up so badly that the courts dismantled the entire corrupt "county line" system that the machine used to control elections.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:01 AM
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We do have four years for this all to play out, so I'm hopeful that the consequences will become apparent.

Man, I've been feeling bummed out about having four years of this shit, but I'm always appreciative of a positive spin!


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:18 AM
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Not a full four years, heeebie! Only 47 more months.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:23 AM
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-e


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:23 AM
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14 and 15: Do you all think Trump will live until the end of his term? Vance, of course, is evil and it might be no better. Just sayinthat we might be rid of Trump before then.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:27 AM
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Trump is going to die on the toilet from swallowing what was previously impacted feces, but not until 2028.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:31 AM
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wtf Hochul


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:38 AM
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8, 19.

Governor Hochul saves LB from having to praise her further.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:43 AM
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19 was me


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:44 AM
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19 and 21: can you elaborate?


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:45 AM
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She's not removing Adams


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 11:54 AM
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23: barf.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 12:05 PM
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Patel in. Bad bad bad bad


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 12:11 PM
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is finally a rhetorical bridge too far even for his fans.

Not even close. They will consider it successfully trolling the libs.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 2:45 PM
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It is interesting to me that I am aware that two small planes collided in Arizona yesterday. I don't think that news would have reached me six months ago.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 3:32 PM
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Sound travels further in the winter because of the density of cold air.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 3:39 PM
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That sounds like National Weather Service propaganda to me. I'm glad we're cutting back on those entitled bastards.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 3:45 PM
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T26: I no longer think there is any rhetorical bridge too far at this point. Some massive unmistakable calamity might peel off 10-15% but it would need to be huge.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 4:04 PM
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my impression is that, for any individual fan, if something happens that would be a bridge to far, they deny that it really happened

This has been my impression as well. The most dramatic I heard was when I had the bad luck of getting a camping spot next to two guys in the neighboring campsite who seemed to be friends but disagreed about politics. They would talk politely about stuff and then veer into escalating loud yelling matches over politics. One of them, who was annoyingly pro-Nader, would keep coming back to a list of verbatim quotes Trump said that he'd sent his friend. The other guy, who pretended not to be a Trump supporter but who strongly believed that the DNC is the most corrupt institution in America and talked like a committed Trump-wing Republican, counterargued that either Trump never said those verbatim quotes or that somehow the quotes could be put in a context where they meant something completely different, and whatever that context was, it was the only context that could be correct.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 4:27 PM
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Some massive unmistakable calamity might peel off 10-15% but it would need to be huge.

Luckily, reciprocal tariffs starting a trade war is a really good way to make a huge calamity.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 4:55 PM
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Sound travels further in the winter because of the density of cold air.

Especially in notoriously cold places like Arizona.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 5:29 PM
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The job losses are going to hit the Leopards Eating People Faces Party members too. If I had to bet, a critical mass of people will be in an uproar by the summer, and Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and go Tiananmen Square.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 5:40 PM
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So watch for military leadership to start getting purged and replaced.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 5:42 PM
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The job losses are going to hit the Leopards Eating People Faces Party members too.

If the response to the NIH cuts is any indication, their Congressional representatives would rather beg Elon Trump than exercise independence. They're probably making lists of the most delicious faces in their districts right now.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 5:48 PM
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I want Canada to win this hockey game more than I've ever wanted any sports outcome in my life.


Posted by: Zedsville | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 6:23 PM
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34, 36: Yes, the attempted countermeasure will be to try to reverse it for specific areas and subgroups to forestall R dissatisfaction*. A complicated thing to pull of and will get lots of scrutiny. As always, the fun is seeing how it works out! A lot hinges on how faer in Fox News is willing to go?

*For instance Katie Britt has already raised the alarm about NIH grants going to the U of Alabama.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 6:26 PM
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Universities without menstruation-related sports teams probably won't get as much help.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 6:29 PM
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37 Yes. US Leading as I write.

34 I don't think there'll be enough uproar. We'll see.

Rs only need to lose enough juice to lose the House 20 months hence. That'll be a big deal.

They've abandoned the GTMO as immigrant jail project in such an abrupt fashion. I know folks in the various groups litigating this think their impending victories made this inevitable, but I have a different theory: That Guardian story showing that all the profit from GTMO migrant detention was going to an Alaska Native corporation completely deflated Trump's interest in the project. Convince me I'm wrong!


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 7:06 PM
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Yeah, for 7 et seq, let's remember that Elon Musk publicly performed a Nazi salute, refused to deny he had done so, and got essentially zero pushback. I'm old enough to remember when Nazis and their symbols were considered really bad.*

*Of course, I'm also old enough to remember when they were the amiable, if incompetent, goofballs running Stalag 13.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:00 PM
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Bannon apparently noticed and decided to try it himself.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:02 PM
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Maybe everyone involved was too lazy to travel to GTMO for their suffering-as-ASMR fixes and they didn't have another reason to send immigrants there.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:08 PM
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In the future, they'll paint GTMO red, pollute its air, put a bag over that SpaceX guy's head, fly him there on a fake spaceship, take the bag off and tell him the Mars mission has been accomplished but the spaceship broke upon landing, tell him a new mission will be there to rescue him in a year, and then leave by boat without him.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:13 PM
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So googling around about Hogan's Heroes, I have now learned that Robert Clary -- Corporal Lebeau -- spent three years in a concentration camp. What a world!


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:18 PM
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That cast was remarkable. Klemperer fled the Nazis as a kid. And Crane was a pervert who was like 40 years ahead of the technology.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-20-25 8:26 PM
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Ukraine will not fall. You're less important than you think. Caveats later.


Posted by: mc | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:24 AM
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Burma Shave.


Posted by: mc | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:24 AM
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If I had to bet, a critical mass of people will be in an uproar by the summer, and Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act and go Tiananmen Square.

You'd be willing to bet that by 30 September this year Donald Trump will have ordered the US army, marines, or National Guard to open fire on a protest against him, and they will have obeyed and killed at least ten people? (Tiananmen Square killed 300, and that's according to the Chinese government, so might well be an underestimate. But let's say ten.)

Care to put $20 on it?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:14 AM
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There's an amount of shouting at clouds in Trump, so am not very sure about the Tiananmen Square thing. He just does not seem aggressive in quite that way. Nor is he adventurous, so I don't believe in the expansionist threats either. Wall building, moat digging, yes. Recklessly and culpably negligent in terms of his casual verbal threats, yes.


Posted by: Charlie W | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:58 AM
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Trump is too pouty to respond with force to protests. If the tide turns heavily against him, he'd hole up with Fox News. Tiananmen Square would only happen if he hands over military decision making altogether to Musk or something.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 3:46 AM
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There was a great cartoon by a Portuguese artist showing a man standing in front of a row of armored cybertrucks.


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 4:16 AM
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49: I'll take that bet, and be even happier if I lose. Only caveat is that if more than one but fewer than 10 are killed, it's $10 to you.

The push has already begun to remove military leaders who were critical of or an obstacle to Trump in the first term. If the Pentagon and the services can resist that, then I'm probably $20 poorer but much richer in terms of how my country goes. If this first purge succeeds, then it's all working toward the Leader and anticipatory obedience in uniform.

Kent State was only about 2000 protestors, what it took was nervous young men with guns hyped up by their side's leaders and then feeling backed into a corner, and then it's Neil Young songtime forever more. If there's Guard officers working toward the Leader versus a crowd less than half the size of what fits into Tullahoma High School's football stadium, all you need is one trigger-happy squad leader and it's martyr city.

Another readily imaginable scenario is something like Yanukovich's goons during the Euromaidan protests. In that case, the central government actively wants martyrs, as a way of cowing the rest.

So yeah, sign me up for a bet I hope to lose.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 4:55 AM
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I guess 53 qualifies as today's entry for "Ask a Germanist How Bad Things Can Get."


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 4:58 AM
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I didn't expect to be doomy enough to kill the thread!

(Or is it just that nobody's sufficiently bored at work yet?)


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:10 AM
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It sounds grimly plausible, but it's not an area where I know enough to have any kind of reliable judgment. I have been thinking that Trump and Musk are probably intending to turn the US military into something that will reliably fire on US civilian crowds, but again I have no real sense of how possible that's going to be for them to do.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:17 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jun/25/donald-trump-general-mark-milley-crack-skulls
https://theintercept.com/2022/05/06/mark-esper-trump-george-floyd-protests/

He wanted to do it last time.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:18 AM
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might well be an underestimate

Almost certainly. But the numbers weren't the point; turning the military on citizens was. Trump has not been ambiguous or cagey about his beliefs on this.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/17/us/politics/trump-2025-insurrection-act.html

Mr. Trump has long been attracted to the strongman move of using military force to impose and maintain domestic political control. In a 1990 interview with Playboy, he spoke admiringly about the Chinese Communist Party for displaying the "power of strength" a year earlier when it used troops and tanks to crush the pro-democracy protests in Beijing's Tiananmen Square.

Many years later, at a 2016 Republican primary debate, he claimed that his comments in that old interview did not mean he actually endorsed the crackdown. But then, as he continued talking, he described the Tiananmen Square demonstration as a riot: "I said that was a strong, powerful government. They kept down the riot. It was a horrible thing."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:26 AM
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What do your friends in the military think about this - do they think it's likely that US troops would shoot protestors dead on orders from Trump?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:57 AM
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Everyone I know who was in the military has retired. I don't know young people.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:04 AM
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I think it would not be hard to get the military to fire on civilians. It's not that hard to get the police to fire on someone that they've decided is a Bad Guy. All you'd need is for 1/3 of the military to be earnest Trump supporters who believe they're firing on Bad Guys.

I know this contradicts what I said earlier, but all I meant was that Trump himself is too squeamish to order anything like that.

I don't know whether or not the intermediate psychopaths in the chain of command are detached enough to go for it.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:22 AM
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I'm the same as Moby with not knowing people on active duty. And what I'm envisioning is less a Tiananmen direct order and more of a scaled up (or multiple) Kent State.

(Though an anti-Maidan type of action would definitely be direct orders to an elite-ish unit or group of units. "Kill a few of those insurrectionists and show them who's boss. The rest will melt away.")

MAGA in the upper ranks that starts to emphasize the supposed invasion on the southern border. They'll play up the assassination attempts against Trump and claim Dem electeds are calling for violence. (Already seeing this in MAGA-oriented social media - just spotted one saying Gov. Shapiro was involved in the attempt in Pennsylvania, neatly joining the two notions.) Any protests will be painted as our cities being occupied and burned. The WH order might be "shoot looters," or it might just be "use all necessary force." Either an ambitious true believer will take it from there, or, like at Kent State, parts of a unit will feel cornered and open fire.

If you're wondering how nutty and close to violence parts of the American right are, the answer is "There are more slaves in America today than there were at the time of the Civil War. American federal elected officials, the Dems/Rinos/Globalists have been allowing it."


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:25 AM
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I think it'll would be extremely hard now to get the military to fire on civilians, anfter two or three years of Trump/Musk running rampant through our institutions including the military and things would be different. And the National Guard is another matter.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:25 AM
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Like, suppose the campus protests from last spring were going on again. Texas State Troopers were sent in to UT. It's not hard to imagine the National Guard being sent in, if it ramped up again.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:25 AM
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64 crossed with 62 and 63, but very compatible!


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:26 AM
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If you're wondering how nutty and close to violence parts of the American right are, the answer is "There are more slaves in America today than there were at the time of the Civil War. American federal elected officials, the Dems/Rinos/Globalists have been allowing it."

I can't tell if a lefty person is saying this about the incarceration system, or a righty person is saying this about human trafficking. (I'm guessing it's rightwing because of "Rinos/Globalists", but honestly, the extremists on the two sides meet around in the back to breed conspiracies.)(Or maybe it's not about human trafficking?)


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:28 AM
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Excuse the typos in my 63. I've had beers after a boozy round of golf and am now at the pub having more.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:29 AM
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How can you have more golf in a pub?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:29 AM
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I once knew a guy who got arrested for breaking the window of a bar because his friends pushed him into it. The friends weren't arrested because it's a lot easier to get away when you haven't been shoved through a window.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:33 AM
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A pub here regularly sponsors a golf brunch. You can get beers on the course and after all the groups are done everyone heads to the pub for the brunch part.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:33 AM
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This was the last one before Ramadan


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:34 AM
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Barry's so drunk that he missed Moby's joke.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:38 AM
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I'm really glad Canada won the hockey thing which is something I only learned existed last week.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:40 AM
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https://pepperminttaste.wordpress.com/2015/07/16/canadian-stereotype-comics-by-kate-beaton/

The "got fucked up on hockey" is classic


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:44 AM
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60, 62: if there's anyone here (apart from me) who does actually know any currently serving members of the US military, I would be interested to hear their thoughts on this!


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:50 AM
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66: Rightist, and Texan. Claims it's cartels and their domestic allies trafficking women and children on an epic scale. (US Census for 1860 counted 3.9 million slaves.) Claims to have taught formerly trafficked children when she was a special ed teacher in the Houston area.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:56 AM
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75: I've asked my stepbrother, who works for the VA and is active in various veterans' groups. Dunno if/when he'll answer.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:08 AM
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I can't tell if a lefty person is saying this about the incarceration system, or a righty person is saying this about human trafficking. (I'm guessing it's rightwing because of "Rinos/Globalists", but honestly, the extremists on the two sides meet around in the back to breed conspiracies.)(Or maybe it's not about human trafficking?)

I feel like you can say any two things are the same if you describe them vaguely enough. A left-winger would say that prison labor is slave labor in a moral sense, but the vast majority of them acknowledge that it's legal and Constitutional in at least some cases thanks to that controversial clause in the 13th Amendment. A lot of right-winger wouldn't care about that kind of slave labor, but would say that there's also a lot of the illegal kind going on, involving omnipresent cartels, pizzagate-like sex rings, and so on, adding up to absolutely absurd numbers (and also incidentally minimizing the effects of antebellum slavery). These two things are not the same.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:11 AM
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75: Of the military people I know, I can't imagine posing the question.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:12 AM
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And if I had refreshed the page before posting that I would have seen 76. Oh well. And of course a lot of left-wingers would describe the plight of some illegal immigrants as slave labor. E.g. they're doing jobs Americans wouldn't want, they have no legal recourse to mistreatment if it means they'd be deported, etc. Still very different from anything most right-wingers would care about.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:14 AM
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There are more domestic servants in the UK now than there were in 1901, and, I am fairly confident, more slaves in the UK now than at any other time in its history.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:37 AM
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I'm on record elsewhere predicting a "terrorist attack", thwarted or not, shortly after the economic devastation becomes undeniable. The "culprits" could be just about any target of opportunity but "antifa", possibly funded by our longtime enemies in NATO, strike me as likely.


Posted by: ittle | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:37 AM
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78/80: I realize they're not the same! I'm just saying the quote, in isolation, is almost indistinguishable from something either side might say.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:39 AM
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Even the Kent State massacre was closer to an accident than a targeted attack. I could see a tinderbox situation like that, but I'm not seeing mass protests about being laid off. It's too scattered across the country.

One of the major IRS offices is local, and they're firing 1000 people here. In a city of 100,000, that's a lot. DoD cuts will hit HillAFB and the state is blowing up the universities. So, top three employers imploding. I hope some of my colleagues sell their Teslas because they're gonna get keyed.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 8:59 AM
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There's a couple of different questions about the military, and I don't know the answers to any of them (don't know anyone currently serving barring a law school friend who is I believe still a JAG in the reserves). Would top level officers consent to using troops against US civilians; would mid/low-level officers cooperate if told to; would enlisted people actually pull the triggers? Just on first principles, I bet the answer to the first question could be made to be yes after a couple of purges - a there just aren't that many people at the top, and Trump could find some maniacs to take over. Mid-level officers and enlisted people? I honestly don't know: I bet the answer today is no, but I don't know how hard that would be to change.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 9:09 AM
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84: I've seen some bumper stickers that say, essentially, "I bought this before I knew about Elon."


Posted by: Bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 9:53 AM
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That would only work on an obviously older car.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 10:06 AM
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I do have a good friend who is in the Army (though nearing retirement), but I missed our last couple remote D&D nights, so I haven't actually talked to him since the changeover. (He's an anti-Trump Democrat, but also has a paranoid gun nut streak.)


Posted by: Unfoggetarian: “Pause endlessly, then go in” (9) | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 10:09 AM
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Term 1 Trump seemed to be using Bureau of Prisons and ICE to try to build an authoritarian-style internal police. At least, reporting suggested that's where the apparently official federal law enforcement who wouldn't identify themselves came from during the 2020 protests. Maybe with control of the FBI and military, they'll abandon that strategy, but it sounds like BoP/ICE has Trumpier people, and maybe also people with less restraint.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 10:09 AM
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I am also past the age of knowing people still serving in the military, but extremism in the rank and file is a long-acknowledged problem that for sure is not getting addressed now that everything is DEI.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2021/01/14/the-military-knows-it-has-a-problem-with-domestic-extremists-white-supremacists/


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 10:23 AM
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My stepbrother has looped a couple more guys into the conversation. Both have said "I could see something like that happening," but I'll let the conversation run a bit longer before coming back with more of a summary.


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 11:57 AM
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People may underestimate the percentage of the American right that doesn't see violence as a means to an end, but the actual goal in itself. Unsurprising that their biggest media figure is also the best-known UFC announcer, plus the relentlessly weird obsession with comic-book masculinity, even from pasty boarding-school melvins like Tucker Carlson and Stephen Miller.

Vaguely analogous to a large cohort on the left that views nonviolence as a freestanding virtue rather than a strategy for specific situations, I guess.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:45 PM
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Thank you for not dragging Duke into this. Nixon and Miller could happen to anyone.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:46 PM
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I know a few currently serving in the military and Guard, and spend time with some vets. The sense that I'm getting is that a Kent State situation is more imaginable right now. Given my own experience of DC protests over the past 25 years, I think the most likely scenario is cops (perhaps local, perhaps Park Police, perhaps shipped in from elsewhere) firing into crowds and then it's anyone's guess who fires in the ensuing chaos. If the National Guard is already present it would not shock me at all if they got involved.


Posted by: J, Robot | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:48 PM
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Vaguely analogous to a large cohort on the left that views nonviolence as a freestanding virtue

We were supposed to stop doing this?


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 12:57 PM
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Yes.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:05 PM
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95: Well, see...


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:22 PM
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But what I meant (but maybe expressed poorly) is not that either one is wrong or right, but just that they are existing (sort of analogous) things.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:26 PM
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...existing things worth factoring in when trying to predict the likelihood of outcomes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 1:28 PM
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I agree that they do sure like violence and punishment for its own sake.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 2:02 PM
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It seems like we're pretty much guaranteed Trump-inspired violence. Will it be by the military? ICE? Police? Vigilantes or brownshirts? Over a four-year timeline, I feel pretty confident that we're talking "all of the above."

Trump himself lacks physical courage (this is one place where the Hitler comparisons fall short). But it's pretty difficult to identify some kind of violence done on Trump's behalf that Trump wouldn't approve of.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 2:53 PM
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93: Cassidy hasn't heard from Duke yet. I have to be nice for at least a little longer.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 2:56 PM
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Break a leg.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 2:57 PM
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NMM to Hooters.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 3:05 PM
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Not really though. Anyway, they always did call the cops on that in the restaurant.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 3:11 PM
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So wait. Trump's KGB codename is Krasnov?


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 3:53 PM
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That investment certainly paid off.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 3:56 PM
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They probably didn't spend much coming up with the name.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 4:13 PM
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Not Pitapnov?


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 4:17 PM
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I heard the pee tape is now rumored to be an impacted feces tape.


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:11 PM
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I heard that too.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:13 PM
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I realize there are many much more pressing signs of American decline, but I just noticed that there are no more Unibroue beers here and that the shelf space they formerly occupied is now filled with White Claw.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:22 PM
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That said, I probably don't need a 9% alcohol beer.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:23 PM
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Not when I can have two 4.5% ones.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:31 PM
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Is Unibroue a Frida Kahlo thing?


Posted by: heebie | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:45 PM
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Yes, yes it is.


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shelf space they formerly occupied is now filled with

70 different yet equally generic IPAs.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:48 PM
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Those are in the cooler to the left. Or right, if bars work like stages.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:52 PM
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The cooler in front of me is imports and awful shit (white claw, iron city, pbr).


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 5:57 PM
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I am not sure exactly how far things will get, but Hegseth firing the senior JAGs right off the bat is certainly a step in a direction.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:00 PM
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Yeah, war crimes are coming.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:01 PM
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Optimistically, maybe only 2 or 3 times Yoo.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:02 PM
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I've done enough psychometric work that if I say it's a scale, it is.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:06 PM
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When my mom was moved to assisted living, my sister hid a bottle of Scotch in her room, because she's very thoughtful. Because of that, I associate the taste of Scotch with death. Or because such Scotch often tastes like burning peat.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:13 PM
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They offered me the Crown Royal bag again.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 6:40 PM
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112: I realize there are many much more pressing signs of American decline

Yeah, I wore jeans tot the symphony tonight. At least they were nice ones.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:35 PM
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Oh, and also the deranged mob boss who was recently elected President acting to form.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:37 PM
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He can't wear jeans because of the diapers he needs to stop shit from soaking through.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:39 PM
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Holy fuck, new Joint Chiefs Chairman is retired general Dan "Razin" Caine.

I guess there were no Jack D Ripper's or Buck Turgidson's available.

Raised from the retirement sinecure of venture capital partner for the military-industrial complex.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 02-21-25 7:54 PM
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I just learned that Hal Linden is still alive. I came across that while looking up Jack Soo, because someone here looks kind of like him.


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