My favorite:
"Now, such a moral failure should come as no surprise to anyone who has walked through the urine-soaked alleys around Plaza Mayor"
They smoke too much pot! and they pee on things! how could you expect them to show courage in the hour of need?
Upon reflection, I think this might be a very good parody of the Derb...
Why do you two hate freedom?
But seriously, this is really excellent.