Never mind the sex, her favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade! Oh the humanity!!
And I don't mind Anglea Lansbury, but that's her favorite actress?? WTF??? Plus she doesn't look like Minnie Driver, she looks like Deanna Troi.
I love the "favorite kabob restaurant" question though, and the "attitude toward Bill Clinton" one.
Still and all, Ogged, I wish you a lifetime of happiness together.
Mitch, blithely sending me to my personal hell...
The site's now down til 4am tomorrow. I'm going to have to set my alarm.
Can't wait to meet her, Ogged. Will you be bringing her by the site?
Dude, if you go on a date with her, and blog it in real time, that would bring instapundit-like numbers, I can feel it. Blogging your subsequent life together, not so much. But the date would be hilarious.
Also, her family would have to kill my family for generations.
ATTITUDES:
Getting blogged: This sounds dirty, and therefore I do not like it.
If I were more dull, I would be a circle.
Please be average.
Up side: world peace, loves cooking
down side: Angela Lansbury?!
As R Kelly remarked, it's like murder, she wrote once I get you out them clothes. After marriage, of course.
Do I hear "threesome?"
Well, Mitch?
I don't hear anything.
The rest is entertaining (obligatory dumb, boorish comment: I'd hit that), but Mitch is right - Kinkade is the dealbreaker, in the biggest way possible. It's like saying her favorite wine is Bartles & Jaymes Fuzzy Navel Cooler.
I'm not clear on what "I would tone down a bit" means. Does she mean slimming and firming or that she's currently a little too out there and wacky for her own comfort?
I was puzzled by "tone down" too. But, frankly, I'm most disturbed by the fact that you spelled "Jaymes" correctly.
I was in junior high school once.
Didn't Kinkade do all the map artwork for Heroes of Might and Magic?