Ahh, the winds of fashion. The time was when every young girl longed for thin hips, thin lips, and a flat butt.
Pump it out, pump it in.
I have to wonder where the burns came from, though. Were the surgeons pumping the implants full of TNT?
Hold everything-- this story is from the Weekly World News. Yahoo apparently prints it with a disclaimer (or at least an indication) about its source.
I knew this was too good to be true....damn.
Seriously. I wonder if Hillary's alien lover p'lod will speak in Boston.