I don't understand. What would have happened if you ordered a turkey hoagie made to order without the turkey?
Yeah, I was angry and just wanted them to lose my business. It might've made sense to order an eggplant parm hoagie with one-quarter the eggplant, shaved reggiano instead of melted mozz, and all the veggies that they pile on the Italian hoagie for extra money, but more of it all. But that'd've seemed controlling.
Do the words "Jack Nicholson" and "chicken salad sandwich" mean nothing any more?
Well, they'd obviously give Nicholson whatever sandwich he wanted. But me, if I tried telling the hoagie guy to hold the turkey between his legs...