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yTi, LaTi, WaStreJo, BoGlo, ChiTri, PhiInqui, InHeTri, and UsaTo

FoLa hates you.

Posted by: fl | Link to this comment | 08- 9-04 2:28 PM

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"...He was the head football cheerleader his senior year....."

That part I know I've read in every one of those papers, and have read a million times for years.

The Torqueys, not so much.

Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08- 9-04 3:16 PM

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Frothing Bush-hater that I am, I was rather hoping that Shrub had played cowbell with the Torqueys. Fellow fans of Will Farrell will know what I'm refering to; if you aren't, suffice to say that "Shrub playing cowbell" potentially combines two of Farrell's most hilarious SNL portrayals. Comedic spontaneous combustion would have been a real possibility.

Posted by: son volt | Link to this comment | 08- 9-04 6:53 PM

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You're going to want more cowbell!

Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08- 9-04 7:18 PM

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quite right: bush needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 9:02 AM

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Christopher Walken for Vice-President!

Posted by: Gary Farber | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 9:14 AM

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i wonder who i'd be more intimidates by, bound to a chair in a dimmly lit room. *shudder*

Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 4:13 PM

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The Gimp.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 5:53 PM

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The Gimp.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 5:54 PM

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Ahem. I believe it's Davy Jones.

Posted by: Boyd | Link to this comment | 08-10-04 9:31 PM

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Rumsfeld would be SO good at that! ..."This here's the Gimp..."

I picture Cheney as the Gimp.

Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08-11-04 9:46 AM

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I thought it was David Jones who clearly did much more.

I really didn't want to picture Bush in a Ziggy outfit.

Where did I put that mental bleach . . .

Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 11-16-05 1:57 PM

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Putting Bush in a Ziggy outfit is the only thing that could possibly improve this.

Posted by: Matt Weiner | Link to this comment | 11-16-05 2:22 PM

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j

Posted by: blackjack | Link to this comment | 12-21-05 2:56 PM