Man, you did that just in time. I was going to try to capitalize on the resentment FL feels at being unlisted in order to "poach" him to write for my site. I'm sure he would have leapt at the opportunity.
but why is he called Fontana Labs anyway? What does it meeeeean? inquiring minds, etc.
Sometimes the truth is duller than fiction, Belle.
Duller than fiction indeed. "Fontana": FL is a fan of Murphy Brown, especially of Joe Regalbuto's swaggeringly insecure investigative reporter Frank Fontana. "Labs": FL makes his living breeding dogs.
Meanwhile, "funky labs" is into science, though his 'research' is perhaps not strictly legal.
