You can dunk a basketball? Now I really am jealous. I'm six feet tall and I can't even get close.
One word: mullet.
By the way, have you ever done a google image search for mullet?
Oh god! What am I looking at? It looks like a gay southern dude with a mullet-style crew-cut and flowing locks.
Damn, you think it's him?!
Hard times.
Also, I love the the internet.
I'd ask him, but I don't want him to get the wrong idea. Also, I masturbated too much as a kid.
That was my favorite comment ever, by the way.
You know, deep inside, I really am kind of bitter about how you got 100 comments. Damn. Also, I can't dunk, even though I'm taller.
I was partial to "cry cry masturbate cry," but then Kotsko admitted it was from the Onion. Who would have figured that baa would chime in with the ultra-bleak, "who says you have to stop crying?"
It seems that the more neurotic the post, the more comments it gets. I think you can compete.
You should start a motivational speaker program for blogs, ogged. Something like: "Breaking the Barrier! Time-tested ways for YOU to get over 100 comments on a blog post!!!"
It seems that the more neurotic the post, the more comments it gets. I think you can compete.
Or you can, you know, post sometimes, Labs. You can't score if you don't make shots on goal.
Okay, so you do post sometimes. And after the unseemly response to your "the city" post (I was a careful reader, I knew that you didn't claim what it was claimed you claimed), I can see why you might be reluctant.
Yes, but the only way to get 100 comments is to set yourself up to be mocked/abused. C'mon FL, you can do it.
