Too much swalled gum makes your poo gum-speckled.
I had a dog once who ate a box of crayons and shat little rainbow-colored wax sculptures around the yard.
You people make a joke out of everything. This stuff rulez.
This stuff would only be fun if you were shitting on a trail in a national park or something. Confuse the tourists, excite the scientists.
Glad you're done parenting that newborn for the day apostropher. You know, I almost mentioned in this post that by posting it, I was taking up the slack for you.
Wasn't there some sort of drink with gold flecks in it that was all the rage for a while? Did it have any effect on one's elimination?
Goldschlager profgrrrrl!
It's decent too, the stuff I had was really pepperminty tho, like 10,000 Redhots at once.
I thought it was cinnamon flavored?
I knew there was a reason why I stuck to boring old g&t.
Because you cant distinguish betwixt cinnamon and peppermint?
I ate Fugu with gold flecks on it when I went to Masa. Didn't think to examine the, uh, consequences though.
first erectionblogging, now poopblogging. Ogged, though I may not be able to accuse you of good taste, you are a pioneer.
And everyone always says you can't polish a turd.
Well, Sir, perhaps now you can!
Brings new meaning to the phrase:
"That crap costs a shitload."