Man, after starting my first professional slush-reading job at age 16, and having spent far too many thousands of hours doing so on and off later in life, the last thing I need to do for amusement is read yet more slush.
Slush pile letters are *much* funnier if you only look at them for a few minutes a day on a blog.
I may have ruined my pants.
Thank you again, Unfogged!!