Sometimes it just seems like a waste to even bother chewing through the restraints.
Uniquely American, isn't it?
Um, no. No, it isn't. My suspicion is that you can find that all over, say, the Third World.
I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.
No, no it isn't "fantastic" that a single parent of three, including one who is "mentally challenged" has to work three jobs to feed them. I think the word you're looking for is "shameful." Not that you have the teeny-tiniest notion of shame.
I can't tell you how much I miss the sensation of having a president smarter than me.
If there were any justice in the world, the audience would have risen up and stoned him immediately.
If there were any justice in the world, that would have happened November 2000.
Um - do we have to claim him as our own? Can't we pretend he's from - oh Mars or something. Oy!
You know what's even more fantastic? The number of people in this country who think he's fantastic and doing a fantastic job.
Fan-fucking-tastic. Yup.
He still wrestles with the concept of doing ONE job without Cliff-notes (or Rove-notes, more specifically)