Or "Why the fuck didn't we publish this article sometime before the fucking election?"
Or rather, "the only thing that could possibly save us now is that the Repubs, having ignored this shit before the election, now don't want it to land in their laps."
Except that that's too long for a headline.
Or "President Bush's Budget Justifies Profanity in Headlines."
Perhaps: "Budget, so-called, actually anything but"
"Help us, Obi-Wan McCain-- you're our only hope"
With a graphic I made just for you.
Every week, the conservative columnist in my school newspaper writes about how the Republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility.
I just want you to be as unhappy as I am.