Fontana, apostropher, ogged and unf (l-r) at the Mineshaft's pool?
Well, rest assured I ain't the one with tan lines. w-lfs-n, if you'd ever come along with us, you'd know that the water in the "pool" at The Mineshaft is a different color than that altogether.
Yours is a special kind of genius, Apos'er.
Though not a particularly profitable one, I'm afraid.