Re: A Unique Truck Accessory

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i've always suspected that the people i've seen driving around with those on the backs of their cars (color coordinated with the paint job, no less) don't vote regularly...


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 6:20 PM
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Looks like your logic must be:

Anyone who has ever bought one of these is a moron.

Anyone who voted for Bush is a moron.

Therefore, anyone who has ever bought one of these is a Bush voter.

I believe all three statements (although I think that voting for Bush the first time could be delusional rather than moronic), but I'm not sure the syllogism works.


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 6:37 PM
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I bet they have deer scrotum shift covers, too.

DaveL, I think it has more to do with imbecillic machismo than plain stupidity.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 6:50 PM
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I think what ogged is saying is that "liberals have no sense of humor". Right?

No?

Well, if inner city kids put these on pimped out cars (low riders? ouch!) I think that the family values crowd would tut-tut. But put it on a pickup truck and it's just good clean redneck fun. Boys will be boys.

Personally, I find it no less offensive than those baby on board signs.


Posted by: JSM | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 6:58 PM
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... er, no more offensive ... that's what I meant.

Anyway, I've always sort of liked the sticker with Calvin peeing. What does such a sticker say about the driver's politics?


Posted by: JSM | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 7:06 PM
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Or kangaroo scrotum gear shift covers.


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 7:11 PM
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JSM, it depends on what Calvin's peeing on.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 7:21 PM
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they look a little small in relation to the body from which they depend.


Posted by: mmcc | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 7:39 PM
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DE,

ooh, exotic!

JSM,

I think you should appreciate the difference between not recognizing something as humor and recognizing different senses of humor.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 8:35 PM
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So is that a pouch where you keep your kangaroo scrotum or one made from a kangaroo scrotum? Or both?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 8:41 PM
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Or both?

If you keep one kangaroo scrotum inside another, would you keep a third inside that one? It seems like it could go on for a while, like Russian dolls.


Posted by: ac | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 9:21 PM
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Eventually you would reach the kangaroo scrotum singularity.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 9:23 PM
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Via DE's link, I arrived here, the scrotum shop. The bottom ones are, apparantly, priceless.

As for what you keep in them, they're preternaturally perfect bags for marbles.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 9:34 PM
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I find these vaguely amusing, in the same why I find a biker's t-shirt that says "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" shirts vaguely amusing, in that I can appreciate a certain je ne se quois in the display of such an item, but I'd like to note that the ones on the right with the veins really are a bit much.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:08 PM
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Those priceless ones at the bottom? Honorés des ball-sacks.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:12 PM
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Standpipe is BANNED!!


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:15 PM
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Michael is OUTCASTRA!!


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:19 PM
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Standpipe is BLACKBALLED!


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:28 PM
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Your allusions are lost on me.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 06-27-05 10:42 PM
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Obviously they're made for red-staters because they're red. A blue version would be ill-advised for obvious reasons.


Posted by: GaijinBiker | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 12:00 AM
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Sorry to ask a dumb question, but are those balls functional in any way, or are they purely decorative?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 7:44 AM
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You cannot comprehend their awesome power. You think you could control them, but no! Your will would bend to that of the omega-nuts.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 8:41 AM
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21, is that a pick-up line?


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 8:51 AM
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It is now!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 8:53 AM
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Hey, actually they have blue and lots of other colors.


Posted by: GaijinBiker | Link to this comment | 06-28-05 11:30 AM
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