Sen. Durbin would be proud of you.
Part 17 in my "act bitchy, then apologize" routine. Perhaps later god will empower Eugene Mazo to smite me with his lawsuits-o-fire.
I think Jesus is pretty explicitly okay with this sort of behavior. Just try not to do it again. And when you inevitably do, repeat the process.
My assessment is that you didn't owe anyone an apology at all.