Those who work at law firms can, I think, sort of understand this story:
I've been wondering all day, do they?
I work at a law firm and I'm sometimes tempted to crap in peoples' offices.
I was thinking that perhaps it would be best if you really were using a pseudonym, but then I recalled you won't be there for much longer anyway, so it doesn't matter.
I should have posted as "neb nosflow".
Ogged, why must you always jump to impute the basest possible motives to people? I think this habit of yours says more about you than whoever shat outside the elevator bank.
Probably someone just forgot his or her key card and knew they couldn't hold it for the time required to go through all the security rigamarole involved in being-allowed-inside-when-one-has-forgotten-one's-keycard, that's all.
Also, please let the record show that I was nowhere near the offices of those Skadden bastards on Wednesday.
Mitch, thank you for helping me to understand that commenting takes practice; the post is by Unf.
You might find it hard to believe, but this was posted by Unf.
"Unf" was the sound our esteemed defecator made as he tortfeased.
Oh, um, I, um, I wasn't really talking about this post per se, I just randomly picked this particular comment thread to note your regrettable tendency, that's all.
Besides, I could tell that you agreed with Unf.
Oh and ogged, I would have thought that this would have been sufficient to help you understand that commenting (via a post, true, but commenting nonetheless) takes practice. Perhaps understanding takes practice?