God, those poor suckers. I feel sorry for them.
Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!
"Enormous Genitals" probably doesn't have this problem.
"Wang" is pronounced "wong," I believe.
The procedure to lengthen the penis, the operation that Billy underwent, was developed in the late 1980s by a surgeon in China named Long Daochao.
Here in anglo-world the best we can come up with is something like (true story) Collin Koch, which is not all that good, even when pronounced (as my friend did) as Colon Cock.
Further down eb's link:
If the cut is too deep the penis becomes unstable, rotating around like a helicopter blade, according to one patient.
Who wants to go first?
My husband claims to have gone to high school with a fellow student named Michael Hunt, who went by the obvious nickname. While I can't personally testify to the truth of that, I can say, because I've met him, that the father of his best friend from that period is a gynecologist named Dr. Seymour Weiner.
Pronounced "SAY-more".
Awesome. One of the guys on the basketball team in high school had a very porn-starrish last name, and he also had an enormous penis. What are the odds?
While humorous "Harry Longfellow," "Mike Hunt," and "Seymore Weiner" just don't have the cache of "Well Hung." Even Big Dick Hertz is not likely to score more because of his name.
Ogged--did we go to high school together? 'Cuz it's like you're describing me. Except for the name, or being on the basketball team.
I went to school with a girl who had the unfortunate last name of "Uravitch".
I did go to school with a Mike Hunt (and a Happy Hussey), though that doesn't really compare to the woman a few cubes down who went to high school with--I kid you not--Spanky Johnson.
I went to school with a kid whose last name was Butkus. Pronounced Buttkiss.
My mother is acquainted with a woman named Beverly O'Shea, now in her sixties, who goes by the nickname 'Beaver'. She has prominent front teeth, and apparently no understanding of why people have coughing fits when she introduces herself.
dick butkus: the man with the name so gay, it isn't that gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . .that's still straight.
But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay.
I once knew a lad named Beatis Johnson. A fine fellow.
Once upon a time there was a lawyer I know who had a client named Randall Male. He went by "Randy."
I giggled every time the secretaries buzzed in his call.
Um, hello? Harry Reid?
I also know someone whose last name is Van Dyke, Eudora kept giving me the bad language warning when I'd send an email to him.
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Heck, if you're going after senators, what about Rick Santorum. He's a big homophobe, but his last name is a word for an anal sex byproduct! How funny is that?
The anal sex byproduct is named after the Senator, though.
20: Is making cock jokes online with other guys gay or straight? What about making cock jokes over the internet with women?
Far and away the longest serial topic of discussion among my grad school drinking buddies was that of the Double Phallic, or guys with two penilely inspired names. I've absolutely forgotten everybody that came up except Peter O'Toole and Roddy McDowell.
I believe I am required by law to mention Dick Trickle.
See 34 and 36, from when 100 was exciting.
In Portland, Oregon, Hung Far Low's is closing down. Portland's premiere dive bar for more than 40 years.
I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Doucheman. I imagine he's still in therapy after all these years.
Also, Hung Far Low isn't closing, but is moving to 82nd Ave. It might as well be closing, though, as it certainly won't be the same. Another Portland institution bites the dust.
What else has John Emerson misled us about?
I don't think that dimness, mustiness, and timeless stagnation travel well.
My ex-wife's ex-husband has gone there several times a week for at least 40 years. Say hi to him. My son and his friends go there occasionally, but my son very properly ignores the guy.
I used to know a very sharp Turkish PhD whose maiden name was Kunt. I usually oppose marriage, but I feel that in this case there was a valid reason. Her brother changed his name to Koont.
I like the extraneous "very sharp Turkish PhD" part, but if my name were Kunt, and I were inclined to change it, I don't think Koont would be my first choice.
She has published in the Monthly Review. Does that count as "outing" her.
You can't find her by Googling, guys.
You mean there's another Koont who has published in the Monthly Review?
You'll find some Dutch comments on the MR, plus one or two different Kunts who published in the MR. Guy Kunts. She used her married name.
But the Koont who is the author of the article I linked is Turkish.
Demirgüç-Kunt. Not her. Metin Kunt, not her.
Her married name is Jewish. That should be a helpful clue.
Metin is a guy's name, for Christ's sake.
John, please click the links in 45 and 47.
Sinan might be the brother. Judging by his picture, he seems to have the requisite good humor.
As did she, though she needed it less once she was married.
Ah well, that's about the end of my curiosity about this Koont.
In England that surname, which Americans find thoroughly vile, is used in quite an affectionate slang sense among men. Upthread links are left as an exercise for the reader.
www.pokerstarsblog.com/
has the official bloggin goodness from the floor, tho I'm not sure how much they've been cleared to write since they got into the money (the last 560 players). lots of pics, insight, and some podcasts.
And nobody segued into "I have a gweat fwiend in Wome.."?