I'm quite likely the greatest mysterious Iranian blogger next door of my generation.
Great Scott in a prom dress! It's true!
I'm recalling a line from some film theory book or other, "If Klaus Kinski is your idea of the guy next door, you live in a very strange neighborhood."
And I'm the internet's greatest "Matthew" -- that's what makes blogging so wonderful. In the future, everyone will be famous in really petty ways.
If we only count working URLs, though, you're the fourth-greatest, behind a town and two guys who go by "matt".
Ben, I like that you've got my back on the all-important Matt/Matthew distinction, but that's a ship.
AOTW I am off the front page for "Weiner" because Jennifer Weiner hogs two spots. Dammit!