ogged has a lot in common with John Emerson.
For a second there, I thought you wrote "Pre-Crisis", and I thought to myself, "What do Earth 1 and Earth 2 have to do with anything?"
Then it hit me, I've been wasting my life. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go cry in the corner.
Whatever happened to cry, cry, masturbate cry?
Michael: You can't tell me what to do! You're not my Mom! Wait, maybe you are. You never know with the relative anonymity of the Internet and all.
profgrrrrl: I already did that this morning.
Whatever happened to cry, cry, masturbate cry?
Okay fine, cry, cry, cry while masturbating, cry.
Ogged is John Emerson.
John Emerson is Ogged's ownmost potentiality of being.
CCMC is John Emerson's ownmost potentiality of being.
I, by contrast, am now the first result on Google for "hedgehog impersonator."
The truly scary thing is that there really is a second result on Google as well...
My sweet Lord!
Google "hedgehog impersonator" (with the quotes) and see who comes second to Prof. DeLong.
I hope you're out having a life or primping for a date or some such, and not at work on the weekend, ogged.
What, still? Are we supposed to believe this? Oh, baa, better call Face and Hannibal....