What has the world come to when piņa coladas and squirrels get lots of comments and Gay Batman gets no comments at all? Something must be done!
How's this?:
That Batman is such a big girl's blouse!
That's better.
Like throwing a batarang down a Mineshaft.
With Katie Holmes rejecting him out of respect for his solemn mission, can Batman be blamed when he turns to his attractive young ward and partner in crime-fighting to meet his emotional and carnal needs? Katie Holmes could have saved Batman from being gay, if only she'd been willing!