Somehow, I must have forgotten to include that detail in the post.
come on, ogged. I can't think of an adequate reason for you to withhold that information. Nobody's going to spoil your newfound fruit.
Maybe he's worried we'll find is inamorata sub-par.
In any case, they didn't have the movie.
And all this from a man whose last post was titled "TMI".
yes, ogged, no reason to withhold this info, so out w/it. You must know that not saying her name is just going to make people want to know who it is. They didn't have the movie? Maybe she has a website.
I'd also like to know how ogged decided on that one particular movie to get.
there is a porn star I have a bit of a crush on
Does this crush emanate from the heart (as that word usually suggests to me) or from the loin? I'm sure she does her something really well, which (by the linked-to reasoning) would point to the heart. But the nature of her something would seem to cut the other way, or at least confuse the issue.
To put it another way: are you smitten, or smutten?
I like her because she seems smart. But she doesn't do her thing particularly well. In fact, she seems like she's slumming, and her heart isn't always in it. It makes her more intriguing and more human.
I realize it seems insane to say a porn star seems smart, but I was crushing on her, and googled her, and some guy who plausibly claims to have worked with her says, on some porn message board, that she quit the business, got a grad degree, and moved to Europe. So there.
They say that Asia Carrera is a smarty. (And, per SB's link above, a talented Doom-alike player.)
I guess we have to wait for apostropher to tell us who she is.
Well, Asia Carrera's bio page (NSFW), sure makes her sound like a smarty.
Maybe she has a website.
Only slighlty more likely than Tom Cruise owning a copy of Dianetics.
Not a porn star, T & A B-movies, and maybe not an intellectual, but I have a huge crush on the star of "Spiderbabe" and "Lord of the G-String". What can I say, more that a handful is too much. Surgery sucks.
Misty Mundae is new to me. She sounds pretty likable in the interviews on her site, though.
How is ordering pornography off the internet less daunting than dealing with a store? Only the latter involves actual, horrifying human interaction. I know you don't need lectures on how to maintain your internet anonymity, but if I were you I'd just use Tor. It seems to send all my traffic through German servers -- and frankly, don't you kind of expect this kind of stuff from them?
Unless you plan to buy that internet porn with a bogus credit card, all your onion routing will have been for naught. At the local store you could wear groucho glasses and pay cash.
Ah -- that's why I make all such questionable purchases with the Amex giftcards my boss hands out as Christmas bonuses. I think you'll agree that nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan.
It seems to send all my traffic through German servers
Vielleicht gefällt Scheisse ogged nicht.
also one may obtain good porn clips free-like, with ingenuity, and I have found that the strategems one must employ to get it on the sly only add to the pleasure of the experience, which is consistent with similar pleasures.
How lame am I to be pleased that my SAT score was higher than the porn star's?
Oh, Ogged. Email me with the title, and I'll grab it for you on my next run to the porn shop. Jeesh. I'll even special order it (with my name! and phone number!) if they don't have it in stock.
And... I have no response to this, but just wanted to see it in writing again:
I like her because she seems smart. But she doesn't do her thing particularly well. In fact, she seems like she's slumming, and her heart isn't always in it. It makes her more intriguing and more human.
My very own porn provider! Thanks, 27! (But I'm still not telling.)
Have I mentioned that "jeesh" is the farsi word for "piss"?
I was hoping you could tell me a few more dirty words in farsi, actually. I've been watching all kinds of Iranian porn lately, and I think I'm losing something in the translation.
I'm with ogged on not revealing who he has a crush on. Somehow the crush is greater if kept secret.
But - this ordering in person thing makes me think, I dunno - are you living with your Mom? Does she go through your mail?
Here is a classic post on porn-ordering related embarrassment: http://tinyurl.com/bajlg