This isn't the first time she's done it, either.
Now that it's on the main page (thanks, Ogged), I sure wish I could edit. Aside from the eliminating the obvious typos and awkward word repetitions, I'd like to insert "swarthy" before "man in a pink fur-trimmed cape astride a giant flying Koran," and expand the Gayatollah's title to "The Gayatollah abu-Labs, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That." Also, perhaps the fiery beam should more properly shoot from the GAL's mouth.