Re: Wiz

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Ogged, you're a goatfondler. And I mean that.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:24 PM
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A warlock goatfondler.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:27 PM
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I remember thinking, as I watched the second Twin Tower crash to the ground, "We're all warlock goatfondlers now."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:28 PM
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how should it be taken if I called a fellow a sodomite emperor?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:29 PM
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a sodomite emperor of the cretin toddler-fuckers?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:32 PM
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not well, apparently.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:33 PM
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Whoa, text, let's moustache one epithet at a time.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:33 PM
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I thought this called for a link from the mineshaft, but it's not exactly SFW. It could be pasted, if people don't mind.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:33 PM
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In that case, a moustachioed warlock goatfondler -- would that be an insult? By the law of moustaches it would have to be. But it has a very "hail good fellow" sound to it.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 12:40 PM
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In that case, a moustachioed warlock goatfondler -- would that be an insult? By the law of moustaches it would have to be. But it has a very "hail good fellow" sound to it.

I see no contradiction here. Often, the antonym of a word is used in place of the original word itself. In the 80's, you might recall, "bad" meant "good", and in some cases "exceptional".

This is an interesting feature of the moustache theory, but more generally relating to the concept of "opposite": thing (a), and thing (a) with a moustache, can be both the opposite of one another and the same. Thus, applying a moustache to a compliment simply adds another dimension to the compliment, making it simultaneously insulting and complimentary at once.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:17 PM
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This strikes me as a real September 10 conversation.


Posted by: pjs | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:19 PM
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Shouldn't it be "M.F. wizahd cocksuckah" in order to be down with the street?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:23 PM
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"...wizahd cocksuckah"...down with the street

Or, as spoken by Mayor Quimby.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:24 PM
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Joe, you moustachioed warlock goatfondler, you've got it.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:33 PM
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Brilliant Joe D in 10. (13 too in response to 12.) I think we should collaboratively write a text on the theory of the moustache (to be edited and approved by text) and then submit it to a major journal.


Posted by: bostoniangirl | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:44 PM
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Shouldn't it be "M.F. wizahd cocksuckah" in order to be down with the street?

Guess it depends on what street you live on, John. Everybody would stare blankly, then edge a few feet away here in NC.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 1:46 PM
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Number one hit for W. C.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:13 PM
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17 is so, so, so NSFW.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:14 PM
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A .txt file is NSFW? I ask because I'm at work, see.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:16 PM
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I clicked it anyhow. Only marginally worse than about 1/2 the comment threads here.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:18 PM
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It's SFW as long as your cows can't read the words on the screen.


Posted by: Joe Drymala | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:18 PM
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Hey, I know I'm from the South and all, but I don't bring my cows to work with me.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:19 PM
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Then whom you ork down yonder?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 2:21 PM
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you mean orker down yonder


Posted by: nobody | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 3:51 PM
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There was some kid in a movie or on a tv show who would use 'wizard' as an adjective of praise like that, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was.

I think he was some sort of sidekick to the main character.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 4:06 PM
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I've always found it difficult to communicate with the vacant-eyed NC street.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 4:22 PM
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I'm sorry, does everyone else really take a look at Gandalf and think, "yessir, I'd like to go down on that?" Because I certainly don't and while I agree with the principle of this suggestion, the execution is rather . . .not working for me.

Warlock might work better were it not for the rhyme.


Posted by: Saheli | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 6:07 PM
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I've had difficulty communicating with streets of all varieties, though I am generally sloshed before attempting such, and must be, in order to attain the proper proximity.

It is not the streets who are vacant-eyed, but the speaker.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 6:08 PM
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Saheli, you cretin toddler-fucker. With a moustache.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 6:09 PM
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yeah, okay, and I *really* don't like the t-f one either. I think I'll come back tomorrow.


Posted by: Saheli | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 6:33 PM
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but it was with a moustache.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:00 PM
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I'm sorry, does everyone else really take a look at Gandalf and think, "yessir, I'd like to go down on that?"

"Wizard" is not a noun here, though.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:20 PM
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And even if it were, Gandalf (who is not the only wizard), would be going down on you.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:23 PM
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Has anyone figured out when this slash was written?

In the books, Eomer is kinda interesting but not all that; the movie, though, cast a total hottie for Eomer and thus expanded his importance. So either 1) this slash-dotter is responding to the hotness of the Eomer of the movies or 2) this slash-dotter is a much keener reader than I.

Sub-possibilities of 2): the slash-dotter was unwilling to contemplate Ent-on-Wizard or Hobbit-on-Wizard rape.

Oh, and I feel tainted by having read and contemplated this despicable, despicable link, natuerlich.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:31 PM
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You don't even want to know what Rhadagast the Brown is into.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:34 PM
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Ent-on-Wizard

I think that may have been slyly alluded to here.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:36 PM
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Spotting a pair of old reigns hanging on the wall, Eomer quickly retrieved them.

He appeared to have selected Queen Anne (1702–1714) and Emperor Norton (1859–1880). "Yes, you'll do nicely", he thought to himself.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:38 PM
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I hear that Friedrich Wilheim II was also into teh alternative lifestyles.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:46 PM
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Man, I totally should have used Catherine the Great or Lucrezia Borgia. Though I guess the latter didn't really have a reign.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 7:47 PM
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"Wizard" is not a noun here, though.

Right. "Wizard" functions as an intensifier, like the "stone" in "stone dead", while "cocksucker", like the "killer" in "killer ride", functions as an adjective. Come to think of it, "stone killer" (note, has nothing to do with killing stones) would be a decent PG version of the phrase under discussion.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 8:16 PM
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I'm increasingly attracted to "warlock suck-cock." It sounds like the sort of malformed word that turns up in the less good fantasy work.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 10-13-05 8:19 PM
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Ent-on-Wizard

I think that may have been slyly alluded to here.

Wasn't there some hot ent action going on in the Evil Dead movies?


Posted by: Mitch Mills | Link to this comment | 10-14-05 8:26 AM
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