Dude, not cool. I'm blaming my sexy creepy dreams on you.
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Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.
His feet look so dainty.
Now if only there was a parfum de Hasselhoof, featuring high notes of wet dog and spray-on deodorant, with a catchy marketing song by Bryan Adams, the world would be all set.
Oh, those are puppies. At first I thought they were some odd kind of fur throw or wrap.
Oh, God, you're right! I thought it was some kind of patterned fabric.
Puppyfucker.
Tell me have you ever,
really really really ever
smelled my Balzac?
ALthough to be fair, Der Hasselhoff could probably sing the jingle himself.
Those have got to be some heavily sedated puppies.
Nah -- Hasselhof is huge in the canine world.
Hasselhof is huge in the canine
That's just speculation.
A friend of mine knew a guy in Molalla, OR who had trained his dog to give him oral sex.
Yeah, I'm well-connected in the world of bestiality.
Pinworms are a small but real risk in such cases.
What the hell is this, creepy-German-fetish day at Unfogged?
Isn't it always, these days? I'm starting to miss Ogged's prudery.
That's just speculation.
That's totally a stuffed animal.
The image made me laugh, and Chopper's #6 made me guffaw. Thanks, y'all. I really needed it.
The one in the front looks like a puppy, but the one on his body looks more like a miniature Cthulhu.
The other day I was at the Asian supermarket downthe street from my house. They sell everything there. Today I noticed that they even have boneless duck feet. So Isaw something that I thought might be liver and looked down in the case to see what it was. They were cock testicles, baby. Of course, I immediately thought of unfogged. Nobody in real life seemed to appreciate this as much as I know that you all will.
boneless duck feet
This is just wrong. Ducks' feet taste much better when they're fully foot-shaped.
Yes, and testicles have cocks. There's an infinite regression there.
I have to confess that as sophisticated as I've tried to make my palate, ducks' feet just make me retch.
The ducks feet look a;most likesupr gelatinous tripe--npt too scary. What maes me retch are the chickens feet, because you can see the nails; they look like real feet.
Yeah, super-gelatinous tripe sounds appetizing.
ducks' feet just make me retch
You sure it isn't just the Retchup?