1

Hiatuses everywhere! Don't be too long.

Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:08 AM

2

It feels like move from the X-Men to the The New Mutants. I smell a movie deal in the future.

Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:25 AM

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"Masterly", surely.

Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:26 AM

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Maybe you could use some of your sabbatical to review and restore some of those old posts?

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:32 AM

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"review and restore" s/b "review, expurgate and restore" -- have a nice break, see you next fall -- I hope your hand is not causing you any trouble in playing with your instrument.

Posted by: The Modesto Kid | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:50 AM

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You're just doing this to try and score a guest-blogging gig at some prominent political blog right?

Enjoy the break, FL.

Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 12:44 PM

7

Alright, come clean: who is she?

Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 2:16 PM

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Why does it have to be a she?

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 2:33 PM

9

Let's see, unspecified colonic problems, now hand pain. Labs, just buy a dildo already.

Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 3:10 PM

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You know who we need now? Bob. I don't think I've ever seen Bob post. Does anyone know Bob?

Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 4:40 PM

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Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 4:44 PM

12

I'm starting a write-in campaign for Bitch to replace Labs.

Posted by: Adam Kotsko | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 5:10 PM

13

I don't think "Fontana Bitch" has the same ring to it.

Posted by: Matthew Harvey | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 7:30 PM

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Sorry, typo. Should have been: Take care, Labs.

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 8:32 PM

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How about "Bitch Labs"? Then we'd get all sorts of google hits for people who want to breed laborador retriever puppies.

Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 9:33 PM

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Fontana LaBitch. Sounds like a drag queen.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 10:35 PM

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I think I see Labs's next career unfolding before my eyes...

Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:06 PM

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"career" s/b "robe"

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:20 PM

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"robe" s/b "enormous hand-stretched penis"

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:38 PM

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I say, good on Labs for stretching his penis by hand, the old-fashioned way! No one takes care to preserve the old traditions anymore. It's all "machine-stretched penis" this and "sterilized surgical tools" that.

Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:46 PM

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Hear hear, Ben! And if believing so makes us Puddites, then by cracky, Puddites we shall proudly be.

Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-12-06 11:51 PM

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A hand-stretched penis is the key to artisanal sex.

Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 12:02 AM

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Bitch Lab is already blogging here

Posted by: | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 12:11 AM

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Take care, Labs! Come back soon!

Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 7:45 AM

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Come back soon, Labs, and be careful! the old ones are stirring!

Arkham University may not be the best place to be right now. Oops! I mean...

Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 8:35 AM

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Labs, come back soon!

Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-13-06 8:55 AM