Re: Unnatural Unions

1

I was considering posting the second link the other day. How often, really, do you find yourself wanting the clothes two people in a porn movie are wearing?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 10:29 AM
horizontal rule
2

Also, since there's no Flash 8 plugin for Linux yet, all I could do was download and watch the movies and not order clothes even if I wanted to!


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 10:32 AM
horizontal rule
3

How often, really, do you find yourself wanting the clothes two people in a porn movie are wearing?

It happens. (Also NSFW)


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 10:38 AM
horizontal rule
4

You have no idea how relieved I am that that link is unrelated to the Insane Clown Posse, apo.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 10:42 AM
horizontal rule
5

I have standards, Ben.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 10:47 AM
horizontal rule
6

It was considerate of them to remember the gays.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 11:50 AM
horizontal rule
7

You know what I feel kind of guilty about after watching some of that? I'm a little grossed out by close up shots of cunnilingus or people putting their fingers in womens' vaginas. I'm fine with my own, but other people's are so squishy seeming. I feel bad that I think that, though.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 12:35 PM
horizontal rule
8

Yours are less squishy?


Posted by: Mr. B | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 12:50 PM
horizontal rule
9

I've just made my peace with my own squishiness.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:02 PM
horizontal rule
10

Is that what they're calling it these days?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:07 PM
horizontal rule
11

Yours are

Yours are?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:15 PM
horizontal rule
12

Could someone tell me what the second link is about so that I don't have to click it from work?


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:20 PM
horizontal rule
13

Here's the MeFi thread where they describe the action. I guess that's safer for work.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:22 PM
horizontal rule
14

Don't feel guilty for thinking that, Tia. I don't know if I would call it squishiness but it seems like they had more, I don't know, degrees of freedom than I do or something. Perhaps I should upgrade to a newer model.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:28 PM
horizontal rule
15

11: How do you read it? Seems to me the properly referenced antecedent in #7 is "shots."


Posted by: Mr. B | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:33 PM
horizontal rule
16

9: I make my peas squishy with a fork.


Posted by: Mr. B | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 1:42 PM
horizontal rule
17

Labs, do you check your Unfogged email? I emailed you something you might find funny.

It wasn't their particular vaginas that are gross; I just think I'm weirded out by other womens' vaginas. Or actually, just people interacting with them, because I'm not weirded out by the site of my friends' vaginas.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 2:14 PM
horizontal rule
18

Is that sculpture a joke? It was never made or it was never made as a pro-life gesture? Daniel Edwards's other work has a similar sense of humor, says Google.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 2:22 PM
horizontal rule
19

I personally do not think that any genitalia are attractive to look at. They seem more functional than aesthetic -- at least, not visually aesthetic.

"Genitalia: maybe not pretty, but they get the job done". I see a PR campaign in the making.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 2:40 PM
horizontal rule
20

17: Site, or sight?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 2:40 PM
horizontal rule
21

I personally do not think that any genitalia are attractive to look at.

You've never seen mine, Emerson.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 3:13 PM
horizontal rule
22

Goddamnit, Tia's description of vulvas as "squishy" has made me feel the need to download these stupid videos and see what she's talking about, like if the women in the clips are doing anything that's especially remarkable. And the clips take for-fucking-ever to download.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 3:19 PM
horizontal rule
23

anything that's especially remarkable

No.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 3:28 PM
horizontal rule
24

I gave up on the download, although I had chosen mw, and Tia apparently ww. Would mm be faster, I wonder?


Posted by: John Tingley | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 3:29 PM
horizontal rule
25

Yeah, don't bother.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 3:47 PM
horizontal rule
26

Yours are?

Probably TMI, but I've had dreams in which I found myself to be equipped with two penises. It was quite unusual to find myself having to decide which one to use.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 4:33 PM
horizontal rule
27

The one time I ever managed to dream lucidly, my sleeping self said, "Self, now that you're dreaming lucidly, what do you want to dream about? I know, underwater sex with a many-tentacled creature." But then in the process of trying to construct an image of the many-tentacled creature, I got too close to consciousness and woke up.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 4:47 PM
horizontal rule
28

As of comment #27, Tia is officially disqualified from mocking Steven den Beste.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:13 PM
horizontal rule
29

No way! I only lose the right to mock SdB if I simultaneously try to disavow the desire to have sex with a many-tentacled creature.


Posted by: Tia | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:40 PM
horizontal rule
30

in the process of trying to construct an image of the many-tentacled creature, I got too close to consciousness

And there MAE was in the next dream over, and could have saved you the trouble.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:45 PM
horizontal rule
31

I love explaining other people's jokes, in the form of pretending to make the same joke myself. It gives me a special feeling.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:48 PM
horizontal rule
32

I've had the "naked in public" dreams so often that they no longer produce any anxiety, and I merely converse with whoever is about, and hold up a napkin if I'm feeling polite.

It was through such dreams that I became a nudist in my waking life.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:51 PM
horizontal rule
33

a very, very long napkin, of course.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 5:52 PM
horizontal rule
34

Wasn't there a time when the spambot was getting smarter?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 9:27 PM
horizontal rule
35

And now my previous comment looks totally random.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 9:38 PM
horizontal rule
36

Yours are?

Labia are plural, folks.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 9:52 PM
horizontal rule
37

Teofilo: saved by the spambot!


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-26-06 9:56 PM
horizontal rule